"Hip Hop Is A Lesser Form Of Music"

[dead prez]

And Lose Yourself isn't anything spectacular. The storytelling is average, and the rhymes are predictable Eminem rhyme schemes. I suppose you can say that it's good because of the fact he has those schemes in a story-telling song. Subjective at best.

I predict a huge argument to erupt from this.

[Block]

She Said >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lose Yourself

[EminemInsider]

Lose Yourself...predictable Eminem rhyme schemes?



Maybe what Block means is "predictably incredible Eminem rhyme schemes that sailed over his head."

[Xray]

Pipe the fuck down you ginger faggot 'fore I pour some acid on your head and turn you into a fucking bottle of coke. Get your ponytail off your face and stop shoving your fingers down your ass you fucking scumbag. lol at the cocky smiley. Have you ever made a beat in your life faggot? Do you even know what a beat is you faggot? Besides reading about it in a book you low inexperienced turd piece of rotten worms. Have you ever recorded a decent enough song to post yet faggot? Oh yeah, I forgot it's the faggot that talks about lyrics when his lyrics are garbage, and the faggot that goes around spreading false ginger knowledge about rap like it's fucking halloween, yet you don't have the balls to even drop a song yet, you wack piece of shit. Put your studio beats by dre away, you're embarrassing your headphones, their making you think you sound nicer but you sound like ass. Visit your nearest asian store and buy one of those shitty 2 dollar headphones and then listen to your songs, yep faggot, your qaulity is so bad you need shitty headphones just to hear your soft pitched pussy of a voice. "Yow yow, It's Amadeo, the fucking ginger breadman maaaaaaaan".

Wait, my ponytail is on my face...aren't ponytails at the back of someone's head? Wow, you're just a gigantic retard, aren't you?

Shove my finger down my ass? When someone shoves their finger in their own ass, their fingers aren't moving in a downward motion, which is what shoving a finger down an ass means. Unless they're lying on their stomach and reaching around, they're shoving their finger UP their ass.

You don't even understand the orientation of basic human actions in three-dimensional space. This is the kind of thing that apes don't understand.

No, I haven't made a beat in my life. That's irrelevant, though. I was laughing at your idiotic statement that Lose Yourself's lyrics/vocals are nothing special.

Then throughout the rest of your drivel you call me a "faggot" about 500 times (ingenious) and call me a "ginger breadman." It's absolutely baffling that people on this website consider your insults to be good/funny. Don't know WHAT you were intending with the bizarre headphone insult, but it was about 5 universes away from being funny or witty. You have the wit of a teaspoon.

Now go ahead and kill yourself, by putting cyanide pills DOWN your throat.

First of all, you can kiss my ass (lips on ass)if you want me to debate rap with your inexperienced ass. lmao. What do you know about rap? "omg omg he just shitted on lose yourself lyrics, omg omg, what should I do? I'm so excited! Finally I can put this book down for once without getting grounded! Fuck yes! I'll just say I'm dissing a terrorist online to my parents and they'll leave me alone. Three cheers and then it's cheerios! Hip hip FUCKING WHAT AN AMAZING DAY!".

What mic are you using? Don't tell me you're using your Warcraft headset. Cause that would be an insult, much like your lyrics lmaoooo. Keep relying on making racist jokes about blacks and black rappers and "gangsta-rap". "Hey, maybe some of the other white kids will read it and they'll like me and say my lyrics are good! " Says some fucking white queer who's life is so simple and boring you'd probably go platinum if rap was for bitches. Wait, I forgot your level of understanding simple shit is ridiculously low, you probably thought "wait wtf that doesn't even make sense" not realizing I was saying you are so simple and boring there is millions of losers such as yourself, so if you'd rap and bitches (losers) heard it, they'd connect with you, so you'd probably go platinum. Don't be stupid now, I wasn't calling you a pimp, don't get too excited.

I know you understood what I said loud and clear you geek try-hard. Turning every argument about grammar. I know that's your "strong point" and only point when it comes to arguments. If you were caught outside of your comfort zone, your embarrassment would be a little more visual than it is now. Do you have any friends? No seriously, do you? Cause I can't think of anyone who would want to hang out with a fucking queer who sees grammar when everyone else sees the point, but no, you're a grammar whore, much like your grandmother may I say. "Ew grammar, grandma worldplay, ew that's like listening to Eminem's brother". You fucking bitch, shut the fuck up. When will you understand that you are a child? You know what normal people say when they argue? It goes something like this. Jot this down somewhere... Watch and learn.
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Subject: Eminem Song (usual shit)

Defendant: Fred
Offender: Chuck Norris

Fred: Hey, how come Eminem is so underrated? Nobody respects him anymore. Everyone just makes fun of his lyrics and his new songs. Everyone says that there's so many underground rappers that are better than him. How can that be true? I don't understand it, they're morons. Lose Yourself is the best written song in the history of rap. No one can write anything better! It's impossible!

Chuck Norris: Eminem? Sounds like that fucking round chocolate faggot I got beef with, Mr. T.

Fred: See! That's exactly what I mean! His so underrated! Eminem isn't a w;gga! How can you say that? He doesn't act black? I mean, those pretty blue eyes speak for themselves!

Chuck Norris: I fought a wolf once back in Vietnam. He had blue eyes. He was a pretty motherfucker, I used his eyes as my torch.

Fred: What about Lose Yourself? Have you heard that? It's a-mazing!

Chuck Norris: Lose Yourself? Sounds like a hooker. I'm a winner, I don't fuck with that shit.

Fred: Hey fuck you! The beat is amazing! He made it himself! Isn't that impressive!

Chuck Norris: Kid. I am the master of the 808. I've fought with midgets with bigger beats. They don't call me the drummer for nothing. I can toss 40 guerillas at once. I've tossed people around so hard, that when they landed, people thought it was Baghdad. It was like boom boom boom!

Fred: I don't get it. Are you saying that Eminem is a guerilla because he acts black?

Chuck Norris: No kid. I'm saying I'll turn you into Kanye's heartbeat! Black as fuck.

Fred: Yaaa, I hate blacks too!

Chuck Norris: Yeah? Well by the time I'm done with you, they're gonna make black popscicles out of your ashes.

Fred: That doesn't make sense? Your grammar is wrong. It's "going" not "gonna". Jesus Christ, you type like a black guy.

Chuck Norris: Your making Chuck Norris very cross.

Fred: Why are you speaking in the third person? There's only me and you here.

Chuck Norris: You and I*. You ain't no fucking bully.

Fred: Hey shut up. Oh my god! Have you heard it?

Chuck Norris: Your god? No. But I have heard him scream when I slapped him around like a bitch.

Fred: Hey! Watch it!

Chuck Norris: I did watch it...in 3D. It was awesome...like Charlie Sheen.

Fred: Fuck Charlie Sheen! He doesn't listen to Eminem!

Chuck Norris: Charlie Sheen will destroy "Eminem" in a rap battle. He'll just put all of his coke on the table and he'll win the best white rapper contest.

Fred: That's would* and he'd* you fucking moron.

Chuck Norris: If he "would" then you just agreed with me, you fucking moron. Your so white my enemies can use you as a truce signal.

Fred: You're*

Chuck Norris: You better quit that kid, I'm not playing around.

Fred: How can I quit a kid? It doesn't make sense. I'm not pregnant.

Chuck Norris: *smacks Fred's head into the dirt* Ants...meet Fred. From now on, he will be your Queen. You can call him Drama Queen. Because his that boring.

Fred: Oh my god have you heard Drama Setter? It's fucking incredible!!!!1

*Ants drag Fred's body away in to the ground*

[Satire]

I struck fucking purple, glistening, supernaturally-elemental-power-infused diamonds with this thread.

[momentsgolden]

But really, people who say that have no fuckin idea. Let them continue listening to the same redundant Coldplay CD that sounds like it's on loop til you realize you just went through the discography.

Dont fuck with Coldplay n.igga Viva La Vida is well written?

[Xray]

I struck fucking purple, glistening, supernaturally-elemental-power-infused diamonds with this thread.

You're welcome.

[Xray]

First of all, you can kiss my ass (lips on ass)if you want me to debate rap with your inexperienced ass. lmao. What do you know about rap? "omg omg he just shitted on lose yourself lyrics, omg omg, what should I do? I'm so excited! Finally I can put this book down for once without getting grounded! Fuck yes! I'll just say I'm dissing a terrorist online to my parents and they'll leave me alone. Three cheers and then it's cheerios! Hip hip FUCKING WHAT AN AMAZING DAY!".

What mic are you using? Don't tell me you're using your Warcraft headset. Cause that would be an insult, much like your lyrics lmaoooo. Keep relying on making racist jokes about blacks and black rappers and "gangsta-rap". "Hey, maybe some of the other white kids will read it and they'll like me and say my lyrics are good! " Says some fucking white queer who's life is so simple and boring you'd probably go platinum if rap was for bitches. Wait, I forgot your level of understanding simple shit is ridiculously low, you probably thought "wait wtf that doesn't even make sense" not realizing I was saying you are so simple and boring there is millions of losers such as yourself, so if you'd rap and bitches (losers) heard it, they'd connect with you, so you'd probably go platinum. Don't be stupid now, I wasn't calling you a pimp, don't get too excited.

I know you understood what I said loud and clear you geek try-hard. Turning every argument about grammar. I know that's your "strong point" and only point when it comes to arguments. If you were caught outside of your comfort zone, your embarrassment would be a little more visual than it is now. Do you have any friends? No seriously, do you? Cause I can't think of anyone who would want to hang out with a fucking queer who sees grammar when everyone else sees the point, but no, you're a grammar whore, much like your grandmother may I say. "Ew grammar, grandma worldplay, ew that's like listening to Eminem's brother". You fucking bitch, shut the fuck up. When will you understand that you are a child? You know what normal people say when they argue? It goes something like this. Jot this down somewhere... Watch and learn.
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Subject: Eminem Song (usual shit)

Defendant: Fred
Offender: Chuck Norris

Fred: Hey, how come Eminem is so underrated? Nobody respects him anymore. Everyone just makes fun of his lyrics and his new songs. Everyone says that there's so many underground rappers that are better than him. How can that be true? I don't understand it, they're morons. Lose Yourself is the best written song in the history of rap. No one can write anything better! It's impossible!

Chuck Norris: Eminem? Sounds like that fucking round chocolate faggot I got beef with, Mr. T.

Fred: See! That's exactly what I mean! His so underrated! Eminem isn't a w;gga! How can you say that? He doesn't act black? I mean, those pretty blue eyes speak for themselves!

Chuck Norris: I fought a wolf once back in Vietnam. He had blue eyes. He was a pretty motherfucker, I used his eyes as my torch.

Fred: What about Lose Yourself? Have you heard that? It's a-mazing!

Chuck Norris: Lose Yourself? Sounds like a hooker. I'm a winner, I don't fuck with that shit.

Fred: Hey fuck you! The beat is amazing! He made it himself! Isn't that impressive!

Chuck Norris: Kid. I am the master of the 808. I've fought with midgets with bigger beats. They don't call me the drummer for nothing. I can toss 40 guerillas at once. I've tossed people around so hard, that when they landed, people thought it was Baghdad. It was like boom boom boom!

Fred: I don't get it. Are you saying that Eminem is a guerilla because he acts black?

Chuck Norris: No kid. I'm saying I'll turn you into Kanye's heartbeat! Black as fuck.

Fred: Yaaa, I hate blacks too!

Chuck Norris: Yeah? Well by the time I'm done with you, they're gonna make black popscicles out of your ashes.

Fred: That doesn't make sense? Your grammar is wrong. It's "going" not "gonna". Jesus Christ, you type like a black guy.

Chuck Norris: Your making Chuck Norris very cross.

Fred: Why are you speaking in the third person? There's only me and you here.

Chuck Norris: You and I*. You ain't no fucking bully.

Fred: Hey shut up. Oh my god! Have you heard it?

Chuck Norris: Your god? No. But I have heard him scream when I slapped him around like a bitch.

Fred: Hey! Watch it!

Chuck Norris: I did watch it...in 3D. It was awesome...like Charlie Sheen.

Fred: Fuck Charlie Sheen! He doesn't listen to Eminem!

Chuck Norris: Charlie Sheen will destroy "Eminem" in a rap battle. He'll just put all of his coke on the table and he'll win the best white rapper contest.

Fred: That's would* and he'd* you fucking moron.

Chuck Norris: If he "would" then you just agreed with me, you fucking moron. Your so white my enemies can use you as a truce signal.

Fred: You're*

Chuck Norris: You better quit that kid, I'm not playing around.

Fred: How can I quit a kid? It doesn't make sense. I'm not pregnant.

Chuck Norris: *smacks Fred's head into the dirt* Ants...meet Fred. From now on, he will be your Queen. You can call him Drama Queen. Because his that boring.

Fred: Oh my god have you heard Drama Setter? It's fucking incredible!!!!1

*Ants drag Fred's body away in to the ground*

Yawn.

This is just weird and stupid. Reminds me of your embarrassing Class diss...go off into your own little world and say a bunch of random, irrelevant, nonsensical shit.

That Chuck Norris stuff just wasn't funny.

Concession accepted.

[Xray]

No, no. That's not how it works.

You either reply with something as close as creative or you fuck off and accept defeat.

So far round 1 was mine. Round 2 was mine. You should go back to ducking my posts, that way you have more of a chance. And I found it extremely laughable that you didn't correct any of my grammar after that post. I guess the "weird" part was that you couldn't think of anything comparable to reply with.

[Block]

How was it a textbook straw man response? How was I misrepresenting XRay's position? You've been avoiding this question, Block.

I make fun of your grammar and diction because you were the one who accused someone else of "failing Elementary English" to begin with. Don't you remember?

When I pick apart people's grammar, it's usually when they have been picking apart other people's grammar. I like to highlight hypocrisy and take people down a peg or two. I don't claim to have perfect grammar myself, and never have.

LOL you still say that, when I already proved to you in that thread (my initial response to you after you started posting your wannabe-spelling bee-champ bullshit) that you had severely misinterpreted the context of what was said. BUT, the fact I had said that to your lover made you angry; didn't it?

And no, Amadeo. You pick apart grammar because it's ALL you can do. How about that argument you interjected in, in the Back Stage area? NOTHING to do with grammar / spelling or anything of that nature. Hell, it didn't even concern you. What did you do? Jump in and start drooling all over yourself, mumbling some pre-scripted drivel about grammar, or lack thereof. But yeah, you can always refute what is said... I don't believe you have EVER refuted an argument I have made, unless it was about grammar / I was trolling the shit out of you.

The fact that I bring up grammar doesn't mean I use the straw man fallacy.

How, pray tell, did I misconstrue what XRay said? I think someone's making an unfounded accusation to justify their misuse of a term.

No. It's founded. Ignorance doesn't change fact.

Nope. You like to talk about fallacies a lot, but it seems as if you don't know what some of them actually mean, like the straw man.

Actually, I believe I've mentioned that term/word maybe 4 times. EVER. Try again?

I keep underestimating just how stupid and clueless you really are. Mockingbird, a great, underrated song...Lose Yourself, an average song.

DING DING DING. Perfect example of a straw man fallacy thanks, Amadeo, for proving my position correct.

No one said Mockingbird was a great song. What was said was that it's underrated; which it is. Mockingbird gets shit on from everybody, but doesn't deserve the hate it recieves.

It contains Eminem's raw emotion without him forcing it. Is it anger? No. Sorry, Amadeo.. I know you only like those angry songs, so that you can sit and sulk about how bad your life is outside of the interwebs, while simultaneously trying to fit your idealized 'bad boy' image that you'll never achieve, due to the fact... Well, let's be honest, one look at your posts and we can tell why that would never happen.

What was also said was that the emotion of the song was great. Which it was. And in contrast to 99% of the songs on Encore, it IS good.

I believe what you just did was misinterpret and misconstrue my position. Let's ask Diction, he's the fallacy guy here.

Well, if people continue to post "drivel" and continue to be an "embarrassment to society," I'll continue to point it out. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Wasn't it you attempting to say that my arguments were predictable, Amadeo? How are you going to mention someone else's hypocrisy in the same post where you're blantantly conforming to the ways of the hypocrite? Not that it's a new look for you. I've told you all along that you're a fucking hypocrite for calling someone out on something that you, yourself, have done.

Not once have I claimed to be intellectual or cultured.

By pointing out another person's lack of either trait, are you not alluding to the fact that you possess both? Tell me, how would you be able to identify whether or not a person was lacking either of these necessary attributes, if you, yourself, did not possess them? Or, at the very least, believe that you possess them?

If you were NOT alluding to that fact (let's be honest, you were), you'd once again find yourself in the hot-seat of hypocritical tendancies. That, coupled with your mundane posting style, seems to be a rather common occurance with you, Amadeo.

So which is it? Either you were alluding to the fact you ARE cultured and intellectual; making you a liar, for the simple fact you're saying that you have never once claimed that. Or you weren't, making you a hypocrite; because of the fact you're demeaning someone based on the fact that they don't possess attributes that you don't even possess.

[Xray]

No, no. That's not how it works.

You either reply with something as close as creative or you fuck off and accept defeat.

So far round 1 was mine. Round 2 was mine. You should go back to ducking my posts, that way you have more of a chance. And I found it extremely laughable that you didn't correct any of my grammar after that post. I guess the "weird" part was that you couldn't think of anything comparable to reply with.

I could respond with some of my own weird, unfunny dialogue if you wanted.

Chuck Norris: Hey, I'm being random.

Bob: Isn't it random that I'm talking to Chuck Norris? LOLZ.

Chuck Norris: Yeah.

Bob: Yeah.

Chuck Norris: Something random about midgets. Midgets are funny, right?

Bob: ...Yeah.

Chuck Norris: ...

Bob: ...

Chuck Norris: ...Fuck, this isn't funny.

Bob: Yeah, we should just stop. This wasn't a good idea.

Chuck Norris: Yeah I know. I mean, it's embarrassing enough that we took Amadeo's lyrics about hating blacks literally.

Bob: Or that we wrote a shitty diss towards Class that was lyrically atrocious in every way imaginable.

Chuck Norris: Yeah. And by the way, Xray thought I stopped pointing out how shitty his grammar is. If he really insists on me correcting his grammar all the time:

"Chuck Norris: If he "would" then you just agreed with me, you fucking moron. Your so white my enemies can use you as a truce signal. "

Chuck Norris: It's "you're," idiot.

Bob: Okay, let's wrap this fucking dumb dialogue up.

Ahaaaa. He took the bait. Allow me.

First of all Bob? No, no, no. Bob the fuck down. Fred was killer though. You Chuck Norris? More like Rick Astley cause everybody wants to close that shit. #1.

Chuck Norris: ...Fuck, this isn't funny.

Bob: Yeah, we should just stop. This wasn't a good idea.

Agreed. The first half was basically you agreeing that you are not creative and not funny at all, so that little insult attempt was self diss. #2

Class diss? lmao. You checked my song? How cute. I'm glad that you heard it, cause tbh if you posted a track, I wouldn't...no one will check it, except a couple people stopping by to tell you how much you suck. lmao how embarrassing. #3

About the grammar thing. That was intentional, once again, embarrassed yourself. #4

Being random? It was a perfect illustration of how you act. And you accepting defeat and not correcting my grammar until I suggested you to just shows that. #5

Copies my dialogue. Creativity fail. #6

Is still crying about his loss. Cry baby. #7

I think you concede defeat the moment you decide to post "concession accepted, " a hollow Internet catchphrase that every uncreative loser on an online forum loves to parrot, especially this one.

Uncreative loser? Didn't you just copy my dialogue and pretty much do what I told you to? Oh look at that, I'm already making you look like my bitch now. #8

Are you trying to be Master Chief? Should I teach you how to insult as well? Copies Master Chief. #9

Thinks he started this "correcting" grammar bullshit. Well aren't you a no special loser? cause mcZu beat you to it a long, long time ago. #10

Ummm yeah. Third strike. Get the fuck out, loser.

[classthe_king]

This is going to become an epic thread

[KillahBee]

This is going to become an epic thread

GOING?
Ha man, this thread is gold already, this plus the Sadistic threads have been well worth keeping track of

[dR3]

I might as well lock this now, right?








Kidding, I'll let you guys have fun.

[Satire]

I feel like there should be one more on-going argument in this thread. I feel like something's missing.

Somebody insult class.