Punchlines That Don't Make Sense

by **VenomBlackViper** » Feb 23rd, '11, 03:50

This thread is to post and pick apart punchlines that don't make any sense (include the artist and song), I know choosing a Lil Wayne punchline is like picking on a retarded kid but fuck it i'm doing it anyways

Man i'm the shit, and y'all janitors - Lil Wayne (4 My Town)

wouldn't that mean that people get rid of him? It should be the opposite way around for a mediocre rap battle punchline "if you're the shit then i'ma janitor"

by **mdemaz** » Feb 23rd, '11, 03:52

Mainly all YM punches are lame..

Sweet..I just summed up an entire 30 page thread with this post.

by **VenomBlackViper** » Feb 23rd, '11, 03:57

This isn't just for YM punchlines this is for all punchlines that don't make sense, I just used that one as an example.

by **mdemaz** » Feb 23rd, '11, 04:00

venomblackviper wrote:This isn't just for YM punchlines this is for all punchlines that don't make sense, I just used that one as an example.

Soulja Boy:
My ice got you looking like chineeeeeeeeeeee!

by **VenomBlackViper** » Feb 23rd, '11, 04:10

Jim Jones
Splash candy bone
I'm drippy
Car so clean that the paint look slippery
Caught the swag fruit so I got these niggas sickened
Call me ice cream the way the girls start lickin me
Licorice shoveled the way she diggin me
Victory
Just the dick in me

I don't even no were to start lmao
splash candy bone makes no fucking sense
he's drippy? well then he should get his pipes checked
yeah because not giving your cars paint time to dry off is so gangsta
so he caught a swag fruit and made the girls sick? uhhhh :confusion:

if he's ice cream will someone please leave him out in the sun
licorice shoveled? again :confusion:

just the dick in him? do I even need to say it :coffee:

by **X The Wise** » Feb 23rd, '11, 04:30

'I put my dick in a circle, coz i aint fucking around', corny punchline from Recovery, but it hardly makes sense, why would you put your dick in a circle in the first place?, to make an epic punchline you got to have something on the outside of it, for it to make sense, he could of at least explain why he chose a circle. Random stuff like that is just stupid in my opinion.

by **VenomBlackViper** » Feb 23rd, '11, 04:34

X The Wise wrote:'I put my dick in a circle, coz i aint fucking around', corny punchline from Recovery, but it hardly makes sense, why would you put your dick in a circle in the first place?, to make an epic punchline you got to have something on the outside of it, for it to make sense, he could of at least explain why he chose a circle. Random stuff like that is just stupid in my opinion.

That one does make sense, fucking around is a common term like "dude stop fucking around" circles go around so by putting his dick in a circle he's "fucking around"

by **X The Wise** » Feb 23rd, '11, 04:45

venomblackviper wrote:
X The Wise wrote:'I put my dick in a circle, coz i aint fucking around', corny punchline from Recovery, but it hardly makes sense, why would you put your dick in a circle in the first place?, to make an epic punchline you got to have something on the outside of it, for it to make sense, he could of at least explain why he chose a circle. Random stuff like that is just stupid in my opinion.

That one does make sense, fucking around is a common term like "dude stop fucking around" circles go around so by putting his dick in a circle he's "fucking around"

No shit, i'm not stupid, but punchlines for me are ones that are cleverly based, such as 'I draw my guns better than Picasso' Jay z in Regrets talks about on the same part, he is painting, or that he is in combat for his drug behaviour, it's a double meaning. Where eminems is just randomly shouted out and makes no sense to start with.

by **classthe_king** » Feb 23rd, '11, 04:49

Fucking a round
A circle is a round
You put your dick in something to fuck it

:facepalm

by **X The Wise** » Feb 23rd, '11, 05:28

classthe_king wrote:Fucking a round
A circle is a round
You put your dick in something to fuck it

for one your wrong about it, and two that doesn't make sense either way.

by **Robbie G** » Feb 23rd, '11, 16:34

X The Wise wrote:
classthe_king wrote:Fucking a round
A circle is a round
You put your dick in something to fuck it

for one your wrong about it, and two that doesn't make sense either way.

No he isn't, and yes it does.

by **ShaBruv** » Feb 23rd, '11, 16:41

I think X means if Em said like

Rap's come full circle
so i put my dick in the circle
cuz im not fucking around

by **TheGentlePlayer** » Feb 23rd, '11, 18:04

"Plasma, hey nicki hey nicki astma"
:facepalm

by **mcZu** » Feb 23rd, '11, 18:09

TheGentlePlayer wrote:"Plasma, hey nicki hey nicki astma"

Refers to the previous line, that went something like ''Hang it up.. Plasma''. So it does make sense, she just repeats the same word in such a way to refer to the concept of being asthmatic.

by **_Steven_** » Feb 23rd, '11, 18:10

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