Punchlines

[pimpin2ez]

I saw this somewhere else the best punchlines or somethin like that one of my favirotes is "I'm in that bitch mouth every morning like toothpaste" - Lloyd Banks

[Shadyluva]

umm ive heard this 1 b4..."my name aint a dick, so keep it out ur mouth"- i don no who its by tho

[4D]

"You couldn`t make this crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers!" - Eminem

[Deadishot]

idk if this is one but i like it... "Even a 747 looks small when you're flying it into the Grand Canyon!"
- haha triple H said it when stefaanie mcman said he had a dmall d1ck

[Deadishot]

theres a party in yo mouth... and everybodys cumming

[Coccoa]

Ummm best punchline....

"The Game you see now, shocked me cuz hes a punk
Two niggas in one like Shock G and Humpty Hump"

[pimpin2ez]

"You couldn`t make this crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers!" - Eminem

Briliant.


From the same song....

"jump the candlestick, burn your back, fuck jill on a hill but you still ain't jack"

o shit damn what song is that?

[Carnage™]

"You couldn`t make this crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers!" - Eminem

Briliant.


From the same song....

"jump the candlestick, burn your back, fuck jill on a hill but you still ain't jack"

o shit damn what song is that?

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[SlurveBaller66]

"I'm the real deal/ boss of the city still/ regardless if I sell a hundred-thousand or I sell a mil."

slim thug - the intro

[Evil_Deedz666]

ONE of mine would have to be:

They say you live by the gun/ you die by the next n**** gun/
If thats the case then get a bigger one....

Haha i allways thought that was mean...

Llyod Banks - We All Die One Day

[AspirinE]

Haven't you ever heard of a MC-murderer?
This is the death penalty,and I'm servin' a

[chronic]

im give u punchlines n one-liners

ask beavis i get nuthin but head - Big L

i Gotta .40, A Gun, Not A Bottle A Beer - Cyssero

im so ahead of my time, my parents havent met yet - Big L

nah i dont freestyles, im like jada wit bail money, i free styles - Papoose

Fuck a Anti-Lock brake system..
No driver side airbag, it's ride or die like a rape victim - Copywrite

the best of both worlds, without the hidden camera and the twelve year old girl - technique

leave your dna on the curb, stick a dick in your ear and fuck what you heard - rakim

standin on the roof of mcdonalds is the only time your on top of the food chain - copywrite

snatch you out ya clothese so you look like an invisible standing - eminem

girl asked me for a ring, so i put one around her WHOLE eye - Big L

You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang - Eminem

[chronic]

"ask beavis i get nuthin but head" - Big L

awesome as hell

well..thats big l...im not even impressed anymore by him lolz

[lil_bayly]

I mix this like black magic
I got problems and bad habits
I'm always talkin' to myself now like Fred Savage
I ain't the best, but I know I'm above average
Lookin' for my next meal but stuck out in left field; [and]
Smoke too much, I won't grow up
And we dope as fuck but no one's as broke as us
To make it in this game is a million to one
Unless you suck dick literally like William Hung; [oh]
Man, I got a problem hatin' on shitty rappers
I guess that's just me, I got a hate for shitty rappers
I know what I'm talkin' about
I'm like George Strombolopolous every time I open my mouth
That's the truth


Hot verse for sure.... couple puches in there

[katastrophe]

"im like arizona i got the desert on me" - Papoose

"expose wack rappers like my mum when she found my secret stash of pornography/
and to even think about stopping me ya need more balls than the national lottery"- jargon

"the british are coming...the british are coming...but history done showed us the british are nothing...."
iron solomon vs. mic assasin