Greatest opening bars of all time?

[Kali]

For me, Tron Cat by Tyler the Creator. Not a big Tyler fan but this is genius:

"Satans gettin' jealous of the wolves, the demons saying they preferring us
books on not giving a fuck, yeah they refer to us
Wolves, I know you heard of us, we murderers
but young enough to get the fuckin' priest to come and flirt with us"

[Fleka]

"First off, fuck your bitch
And the clique you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I fucked your wife..."

[Rafael]

She got a big booty so I call her big booty

[Notalius]

Straight out the fucking dungeons of rap ..

[Mike_88]

I love that one:

"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies".

[Notalius]

I love that one:

"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies".

my favourite biggie song tbh

[Raul]

"First off, fuck your bitch
And the clique you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a player
But I fucked your wife..."

[Mr Change]

"(Ohh yeahh god) I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Cum I think my rubbers comin' off
But oh its so fuckin wet and soft"

[DetroitSkills]

"(Ohh yeahh god) I never seen no chick like this
This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick of course it is
This bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
Fucks like a porn star, looks like Jenna
Fuck I'm gonna
Cum I think my rubbers comin' off
But oh its so fuckin wet and soft"

beat me to it

[shadyblogger]

I love that one:

"When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell
It don't make sense, going to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies".

Forgot about this one

[Elision]

http://youtu.be/CrpLhGvp4TE?t=33s

[CrashBand]

"Naked in the bathtub, sitting on the porcelain..."

"Teeth marks on the skin, the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing me that I was him.."

"The way I feel, sometimes it's too hard to sit still"

"I feel like I'm walkin' a tight rope without a circus net
Poppin' Percocet, I'm a nervous wreck
I deserve respect but I work a sweat for this worthless check
I'm about to burst this Tec at somebody to reverse this debt"

"I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven
When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace"

"Laugh now, cry never
Never mind, nice guys finish fine, I guess"

"Man I promise, she's so self-conscious
She has no idea what she's doing in college
That major that she majored in don't make no money
But she won't drop out, her parents will look at her funny"

"Motherfuckers say that I'm foolish--I only talk about jewels.
Do you fools listen to music, or do you just skim through it?"

"Yeah, it's like everyday I wake up
I stare into space and don't say much
Peer in the mirror, feeling dead from the face up
Coffee pots, cigarettes, morning J's, Baileys
Slowing down my day before it picks up the pace"

"Me and my niggas four deep in a white Toyota
A quarter tank of gas, one pistol, and orange soda
Janky stash box when the federales roll up
Basketball shorts with the Gonzales Park odor"

"He held the register open while he counted her change
I was next in line which meant I was invisible
From where I stood I could see that the till was full
He didn't look the type to play superhero
So I stepped forth and paid for my cigarettes
Crept out the store's front door to chase a little breath
Bangles in my head, shake the song off
Another manic Monday night, its gonna be a long walk
A car pulled up, a fixed up Cutlass
A woman and a child climbed out and left it running
They went inside of the deli, placed an order
With the extra dollar fifty bottled water cause the daughter's picky
When they came out mommy gave me a glance
That said man can love an angel but he's got to take the chance
Already knew the deal, I lit one up and walked
So they got back in they Oldsmobile, belted up, and took off"

"I stand alone
Burned every bridge over the troubled water
No longer hiding from my personality disorder
A stronger tide is coming, I've been running
Trying to function fine without my mind
Climbing out this fucking corner"

--

and the biggie suicidal thoughts line that got mentioned..

"dressed in white, i like black timbs and black hoodies" is so fucking good.

[Solace]

"Me and my niggas four deep in a white Toyota
A quarter tank of gas, one pistol, and orange soda
Janky stash box when the federales roll up
Basketball shorts with the Gonzales Park odor"

[CrashBand]

post 1

[Solace]

Walking to the sea, keep it all together when I swim
She's smoking on a cigarette again
Thought we gave it up a long time ago together
But I guess the word forever is a joke

Greasy grimy gopher guts
Poolside, O for 1 and don't forget spoons twice
Lukewarm folgers; mold on his moonpie
Rooms in his home that dissipate into fruit flies