by GoodGirlsGetGutted » Oct 20th, '10, 07:51
In honor of welcoming you, I have devised a simple 5-step program to assist someone interested in becoming a worthless human being:
1. Bathe
2. Eat like a pig
3. Get depressed because you don't own a 40" TV
4. With these actions still fresh in mind, sleep
5. Repeat after awakening
If you can follow these steps exactly, you should be well on your way to becoming a worthless human being in 3 weeks or less!
Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.
-Matthew 7:12
-Chaos zawladnal światem po raz kolejny-