Mr. DGAF vs Eedee {DGAF Wins 3-0}

[Eedee]

I'm first. Here's the Call Out thread: viewtopic.php?f=33&t=146754&p=1939179#p1939179

Scoring: Whichever battler hits 3 votes first, wins.

(3) Punchlines
(3) Personals
(2) Multies
(1) Flow
(1) Structure
(1) Vocab/Complex

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Pack for your sore ass dad's house, Preparation H, [1]
Every week you see them dude, I call that Separation Day.
You live in an obtuse state that banned some gay marriage, [2]
How does it feel? They hate you like the 313 hates Clarence! [3]
You said: "Yay parents! Thank you for sharing me, [4]
Thanks for the cum-shot, daddy! Now I can barely see
That I can't rap, I'm like shitting with an ass rash,
It fucking sucks cuz I realize now that D-GAF's trash."

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Punches explained:

[1]: You use the medication Preparation H for a sore ass, plus DGAF's real name is Hunter, hence the "H", plus he's packing for his dad's house, so Preparation H, as in preparing himself for his dad's house.

[2]: "You live in an obtuse state" = He's separated from reality. "You live in an obtuse state that banned some gay marriage" = He lives in North Carolina, which recently passed the infamous referendum banning gay marriage. Plus N. Carolina is creeping up the "fat people" charts in America (think "obtuse").

[3]: "They hate you" = N. Carolina banned gay marriage, meaning they hate them, which "They hate you" is calling DGAF a homosexual. "They hate you like the 313 hates Clarence" = just a little metaphor referring to the ending of 8 Mile where the crowd turns on Papa Doc (aka Clarence after Rabbit exposes him, kinda like how I'm doing here).

[4]: "Yay parents, thank you for sharing me!" = He goes back and forth every week from his parents house, hence the "sharing me" bit, which also means (connecting to the next line) they share him sexually.

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DGAF's turn. He has 24 hours.

[Mr.DGAF]

It's comical that you would talk to dudes like I'm a fostered fool[*]
Cause if it's topical or not, it's true that I have fathered you
In every drop we do I'm barely waiting for the feed to hit
And plus how smart are you when Sarah Palin's still ya leading bitch?[1]
We can rendezvous and see who wins, just tell me where, I'm waiting
Then he starts to spew some evolution talk like there's no Satan[2]
Or a God, but only prayer, faith and love can save this ho
I'm so incredible, they should've cited me in Sagan's quote[3]


[*]Flip on parents line, last round
[1]Lives in Alaska
[2]He's an atheist
[3]His sig

[Eedee]

ROUND 2:

Sarah Palin doesn't lead shit, she resigned three years ago, [*1]
Better check your facts, I'm flexing back, okay? See, hear my flow:
You talk about being atheist as if it's a bad thing, [*2]
Even Jesus would fucking punch you for that while wearing his class ring.
So you'd have a ZERO on your face, for the amount of evidence, [1/*3]
That Satan has that he exists, in that evolution revels in. [*4]
Faggot, I've found your expiration date, that shit was hella last week, [**]
The only taste that you've acquired is the inside of my ass cheeks. [**]

[*1]: Flip on his inaccurate insult that Sarah Palin still is Governor of Alaska.
[*2]: See last round.
[1]: Punchline; he'd have a ZERO on his face because Jesus punched him there, and Jesus lived (supposedly) around the year 0.
[*3]: Flip on his talk on evolution
[*4]: Evolution actually HAS evidence.
[**]: Check his sig; flip on his punches using my sig.

[Mr.DGAF]

Funny that you're bending backwards in defense of evolution[*]
In between the stress of choosing how to be the best at losing
You just took my message, used and twisted it, you follow me?
I was only gonna say that there's no shame with being bottom ring[1]
Inside a chain of godly beings, how can you respond to that?[1]
And sorry bout the Palin shot, but she's what kept you on the map[2]
And since you called me trash I'll have to merge your grave with dirt and mice[3]
Left in Noah's Arctic month, like 30 Days of purely Night[4]


[*]Flip from last round
[1]Evolution punch, him not evolving and being at the bottom of the chain
[2]Flipish from last round/Alaska not known for much
[3]Flip from round 1
[4]Noah based his calendar off 30 month days (Noah's Ark), Alaska has 30 Days of Night (=Arctic Month)

[Blu]

"They hate you like the 313 hates Clarence!"

aww son that sounded so wack...

[Eedee]

ROUND 3 (Final round):

Oh, you say you fathered me? I'm about to rape a dad, [*1]
I'll shave your head and bash a nickel on it - Breaking Bad. [1]
Because you must be on meth if you think you're as dope as me, [1]
I'll have you shaking in your boots like a shortage of dopamine. [2]
This my parking, son, you gotta find another spot, [3]
I'm on fire coming hot, dawg, I'll fucking tell you what you're not:
Alive, you got killed, why? You don't know how to get by, [4]
I'll make like Abe and slay you, so I'll catch you on the flip side. [*2/4]

[*1]: A flip to DGAF's "...fathered you" line in Round 1.
[1]: The main character of Breaking Bad has a shaved head; also, I'll bash a Nickel aka Royce aka Bad, hence Breaking Bad.
[1]: Continuation of previous line, involving meth from the Breaking Bad show.
[2]: A shortage of dopamine can cause Parkinson's Disease, which causes the patient to shake; see Michael J. Fox.
[3]: "...parking, son..." = Parkinson's from previous line.
[*2]: Flipping DGAF's use of the vampire movie "30 Days of Night" into the use of punchline 4.
[4]: I killed him like Abraham ("Abe") Lincoln killed vampires in his recent movie. Plus Abe is on the penny, hence the "I'll catch you on the FLIP side", which also means I flipped his disses right back at him.

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Once DGAF puts in his verse in the next 24 hours, judges can vote on the winner. First to 3 votes wins.

[Mr.DGAF]

I'm the rhyme biting hunter and beginning with you[1]
I'm killing precedents like I'm John Wilkes in this Boothe[2]
Or maybe I can be Pneumonia, this is Nickel abuse[3]
And now you're moving on up, but the shit isn't true[4]
Instead you'll rot from the head down and drop in your depth[4 1/2]
Sixth sense has me viewing the glorious Dawn of the Dead[5]
Now pause, recollect your thoughts and blood drops for a second
Said it once, you're seeing Red because I fathered you, Eric[6]

[1]The movie he references in the last round is "Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter", my name is Hunter
[2]John Wilkes Boothe killed Abe, killing precedents/presidents, biting rhymes is stealing from a precedent
[3]He talked about Nickel's last round, Thomas Jefferson on the Nickel, killed by Pneumonia/killing presidents theme
[4]Jefferson's theme "Moving on up"
[4 1/2]Moving on up like going to heaven, but he's atheist, so you're body would just stay in the ground and rot
[5]The Sixth Sense is a film of being able to see the dead, his avi quote mixed with a movie title, he's still battlingg though I "buried" him last round
[6]That 70's Show, Red's Eric's father, flip from last round and my 1st round

[Spyder]

3 - punches - gotta go with dgaf. nothing amazing here though i did like the JWB in the third.
eedee you tried some complex wordplay and though it was ok it had to be explained for me to fully get some.

3 - personals - eedee. i think that first verse was the most personal filled of the battle. everyline had something personal with him. nothing was executed really well and didnt really punch off that. but still did his research.

2 - multies. gotta go with dgaf overall, more consistent

1 - flow. ehh dgaf. alot of eedee's complex bars didnt flow too well.

1 - structure - tie

complex/vocab - eedee. though alot of it didnt work i commend the effort and creativity of the complex punches.
i didnt give him the punch cat. for that reason but ill credit him here for that.

so final score is 6-4 DGAF.
decent battle here. was pretty close.
dgaf just work on better worded punches and more personals.
eedee, dont try to be really complex with triple entendres, complex is good but they really shouldnt NEED and expo.

[Mr.DGAF]

Thanks for the vote man. 1-0

[Eedee]

Thanks for the vote, Spyder. Appreciate it.

[Emadyville]

(3) Punchlines - DGAF
(3) Personals - DGAF
(2) Multies - DGAF
(1) Flow - DGAF
(1) Structure - Tie
(1) Vocab/Complex - DGAF

This wasn't as lopsided as the score, but to me it was like Eedee was trying really hard and almost getting there but didn't make it with a lot of the punchlines and personals, where DGAF made his shit work. Plus, DGAF's were understandable for the most part, Eedee yours needed to be explained to understand more often than not. That Clarence line was whack man, especially using the same rhymes as in the movie lol. Loved DGAF's flip on the lincoln thing and using "precedents"...that was clever

Overall it was a good, enjoyable, and well fought battle. Don't take anything to hear Eedee you did alright man, he was just better on all 3 verses.

[Eedee]

Thanks for judging, guys.

DGAF wins 3-0. Good battle - that was fun.