The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever Happened To You..?

[Darkblade44431]

Got a boner when i was 10, walking up to get my basketball trophy. was a pretty big crowd i guess.. And i tried to make it go away by having my hand out straight, down against my dick. i didn't know what was happening back then, and i really don't know why i did THAT! xD

[tha Wangsta]

i have also just sit on the toilet shitting when someone opens the door... and right before she opened it she said some friend of hers "god it smells afful here"...

When i was like 2nd grade or something i shat in my pants in school... Well nobody ever found out about it so it wasn`t that embarrasing but..... yeah...

and just a while a go i got this huge unstoppable laughing scenes at one funerals... well okey it wasn`t so embarrassing either...it was so fun to look peoples ractions... and i really enjoyd how my mom flipped on me afterwards... i had told her before that if she forces me to go to those funerals i`ll do something like that ...and why i got the laughing scene: these couple chics were reading those cards or whatever the fuck those thing are out loud..."bla bla bla bla honoring the memory: (some name) and (some name) Kulli".... and "Kulli"...in english:"penis".... so i just couldn`t help myself for laughing... (i mean who does have a last name like that?...)

[lifeadeath]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

Oh god damn, that sucks, lmao. That was like straight from some movie, lol.