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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Just Silver » Apr 24th, '13, 19:45

How long does it take for a black person to shit

9 months
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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Suzanne.s » Apr 24th, '13, 19:54

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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby UofLCard » Apr 25th, '13, 04:37

What do you call a group of black people skydiving?

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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby viJilance » Apr 25th, '13, 06:22

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
avalanche

What do you call a bunch of brown people running down a hill?
mudslide

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
jail break
Fuck all of you 1990's faggots. 1989 master race reporting in.

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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Fleka » Apr 26th, '13, 10:52

How do you get 100 Jwes in a car?
Throw a quarter in it

Two in the front, 2 in the back and 96 in the ashtray.
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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby UofLCard » Apr 27th, '13, 01:34

bigray wrote:How do you know if a Chinese person robs ur house?

Your homework is done, ur computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.


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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Eedee » Apr 28th, '13, 04:02

Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape.
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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby SliK » Apr 28th, '13, 04:25

Eedee wrote:Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape.

I remember hearing this for the first time. It's awesome.
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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Eedee » Apr 28th, '13, 04:38

SliK wrote:
Eedee wrote:Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape.

I remember hearing this for the first time. It's awesome.


:laughing: One of my favorites.

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- Knock knock.

- (Who's there?)

- 9/11

- (9/11 who?)

- You said you wouldn't forget...

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I was out for a hike one day when I found a young boy at the top of a cliff, all alone and crying.

"Hey kid, why are you crying?" I asked.

"Mister, my mommy's all the way down there at the bottom of the cliff! sniff"

"Oh no..."

sniff "She fell! And my daddy tried to catch her and he fell too!"

I put a hand on his little shoulder. We had a quiet moment there, the two of us, alone, at the top of the cliff.

Then the little boy said, "Mister, why are you unbuckling your belt?"

"Sorry kid. Today's just not your day."

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My cock
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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Epidemik » Apr 29th, '13, 08:10

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat???



..The wheelchair
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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Chet Starr » Apr 29th, '13, 08:15

Epidemik wrote:What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat???



..The wheelchair

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Re: most offensive jokes

Postby Epidemik » Apr 29th, '13, 08:17

A black man and his son were riding on an airplane for the first time. The flight attendant came on the intercom and said that one of the four engines on the plane had blown out. She said that they would have to start throwing out luggage. 5 minutes later she came back on the intercom and said that another engine had blown out and all of the luggage would have to thrown off the plane.
10 minutes after that, she came back on and said that a third engine had blown out and people would have to be thrown off the plane. "We will start at the top of the alphabet", she said. "A is for African-American". The young boy began to raise his hand, but his dad pushed it back down. "But daddy, we're African-American." "I know son, we ain't about to get thrown off this plane." Then the attendant moved to B because she saw no hands go up. "B is for Black." The young boy began to raise his hand again, but his dad pushed his hand down. "But daddy, we are black." "I know son, but we ain't about to get thrown off this plane right now." The flight attendant began getting irritated because she saw no hands, so she moved on to C. "C is for Colored." The young boy began to raise his hand a third time, but his dad pushed it down again. The boy just could not understand. "But daddy, we African-American, Black, and Colored. Why won't you let me raise my hand?" "Son, I know we African-American, Black, and Colored.... but today son.... we're N*****s. That way Jews and Mexicans come before us!"
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