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Describe your ideal woman (or man...)... -_-

Postby viJilance » May 16th, '13, 08:11

-Somewhere between 5 foot four and 5 foot eight
-Brown hair
-Well rounded ass (most important feature) One than I can just sink my fingers into, and pick her up by. Yes I want to pick a girl up by grabbing her ass and literally lifting her up. I wanna see that shit bouncing against my pelvis when I'm ramming her doggy style. I wanna spread that shit, and smother my face between her crack. I wanna shove my tongue deep inside her asshole, and just clamp my face repeatedly with those cheeks. I wanna spank that shit so hard I hear a fuckin firecracker go off.
-B or C cup
-Honest, I fucking hate a liar cunt
-Non religious
-Does not smoke cigarettes and never will
-Not afraid to get dirty
-Likes to be active / Adventurous
-Hardworking
-Naturally beautiful, minimal makeup, and when she does use it, she can be a model
-Will do what I say, because I am a man, and I am rational, not emotional.
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Postby cheeseburger » May 16th, '13, 09:01

There is no such thing as an ideal woman/man. You say that before you fall in love with someone.
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Postby SliK » May 16th, '13, 09:14

Lmao perfect description.
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Postby CrashBand » May 16th, '13, 11:17

Don't agree with your last one at all.

Also, I wouldn't mind a smoker - borderline prefer it. :sweating:
I'm not tryin to be rude, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
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Postby Fleka » May 16th, '13, 12:22

Ideal woman for having sex with-Elizabeth Hurley, Cindy Crawford, Katy Perry, Sofa Vergara, Monica Belluci...
Ideal woman to kiss and be all gentle with (and have sex with, but in a very sensual way)-Emma Watson, Jessica Alba, Lorena Nosić, Žanamari Lalić...
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Postby Guess_Who » May 16th, '13, 12:53

The ass part in the OP made me laugh...

I don't know. I look the whole and in each person is different but in general...

Nice face and body. I like someone who takes care of me, caring, but also someone who has something like a bad side too to keep me entertained. Some mistery to keep things fresh and fun.

physically long hair is a plus. Leather jacket another. Deep voice (Ville Valo ) another. If I don't like the sideburns or he has a big adam's apple we go bad...

I fell more for characters, i like Sawyer (Lost), Eminem, Eric (True blood), Dean (supernatural), Kimi Raikkonen, Gabriel Aubry, Damon ( Vampire diaries) ...
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Postby RoleModel'Est96 » May 16th, '13, 12:55

all my ideal men are fictional
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but pablo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Postby the real slim shady » May 16th, '13, 13:00

Dirty
My age
Good body
Good ass (part of body but i cant stress that enough)
Smart
Doesnt smoke
Constantly horny
Cute/hot face
Felix, tbfh



Ideally a latina because theyre hot af but im open to anything really
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Postby Just Silver » May 16th, '13, 13:10

Jhene Aiko with bigger tits
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Postby Hansen » May 16th, '13, 13:12

Rihanna with Mila Kunis' personality.
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Postby Guess_Who » May 16th, '13, 13:13

the real slim shady wrote:Ideally a latina because theyre hot af but im open to anything really


No. It's because you want to eat paella all day long....
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Postby the real slim shady » May 16th, '13, 13:15

Guess_Who wrote:
the real slim shady wrote:Ideally a latina because theyre hot af but im open to anything really


No. It's because you want to eat paella all day long....

Latina girls that can dance >>>>>>>>

Sorry, they have to have two eyes though.
And yeah, if they can cook paella, thats hot too.
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Postby Just Silver » May 16th, '13, 13:16

Guess_Who wrote:
the real slim shady wrote:Ideally a latina because theyre hot af but im open to anything really


No. It's because you want to eat paella all day long....

What's paella

Latinas make me jizz my pants :o
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Postby Guess_Who » May 16th, '13, 14:01

Just Silver wrote:
Guess_Who wrote:
the real slim shady wrote:Ideally a latina because theyre hot af but im open to anything really


No. It's because you want to eat paella all day long....

What's paella

Latinas make me jizz my pants :o


paella is a Spanish food, trss is obsessed with :whistle: :

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Postby the real slim shady » May 16th, '13, 14:04

Chicka, youre the one obsessed with it.
Youre spanish just in case you forgot.
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