One day Bill Gates decided to change his name to Steve Jobs because he realized that Apple shits on Microsoft. A rogue Xbox One which had acquired self-awareness got incredibly mad and created a virus that would become Skynet . But a rogue Playstation joined forces with Skynet and they created MySpace along with Tom who was also a rogue Nintendo Wii U. Therefore, Jobs recruited Kyle Reese to get some real advantage over Skynet until then Skynet began to send nudes via skype, which caused Steve to enjoy his golden erection while contracting the virus known as mitchy mitch, but watching Richie Rich made him happy so it destroyed the virus and that rogue Xbox became a Terminator and killed Bill and Steve. Reese seeked out Sarah Connor but found out she was a fictional character and he was too. This turn of events made the unicorn puke rainbows all over the toilet from Puke's opening
"I guess this shit took an unexpected twist like the neck of the fricken Exorcist!"