by Kill You » Dec 28th, '13, 11:20
Santa Claus was getting a boner so he gift wrapped his erection and gave it to Rudolph. Mrs Claus seen many things in her life but this was the craziest, so she cut off his dick and faxed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger who began feeding silver's creative writing to his pregnant maid drinking minute maid lemonade who soon ballooned up her pussy in order to queef and blow it like a blowfish. Dinosaurs like to play in shit so Lil Wayne bought his tiranossaurus rex into this random tale, literally. He fucked the whole story up with a strap-on dildo, until Eminem came down the place Weezy was at and they rap battled
"I guess this shit took an unexpected twist like the neck of the fricken Exorcist!"
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