Santa Claus was getting a boner so he gift wrapped his erection and gave it to Rudolph. Mrs Claus seen many things in her life but this was the craziest, so she cut off his dick and faxed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger who began feeding silver's creative writing to his pregnant maid drinking minute maid lemonade who soon ballooned up her pussy in order to queef and blow it like a blowfish. Dinosaurs like to play in shit so Lil Wayne bought his tiranossaurus rex into this random tale, literally. He fucked the whole story up with a strap-on dildo, until Eminem came down the place Weezy was at and they rap battled. The loser would have to make out with an elephant's asshole. Eminem won but he made Charlotte his wife instead of just dating her. Kim got jealous and hired Dre to kill Charlotte but he was locked in Eminem's basement. Feminine woman love Eminem and Violent J became silent and gay, which led Eminem to abuse 50 Cent all over his basement, letting Dre free to carry out his Detox troll plans. Meanwhile, a unicorn fell through a hidden portal causing Obama to order Will Smith to investigate Agent K's greasy butthole problem. An alien hid in K`s ass while Drake kept trying to find where the MAC-10 was. Fortunately Nicki Minaj obliterated Miley's shameful twerk by causing an earthquake.
The moral of the story is never to go outside unless you bring a towel for teadrinking with a lizard.
The End
Many years