The Four Word Story

by **shadyblogger** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:04

Santa Claus was getting a boner so he gift wrapped his erection and gave it to Rudolph. Mrs Claus seen many things in her life but this was the craziest, so she cut off his dick and faxed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger who began feeding silver's creative writing to his pregnant maid drinking minute maid lemonade who soon ballooned up her pussy in order to queef and blow it like a blowfish. Dinosaurs like to play in shit so Lil Wayne bought his tiranossaurus rex into this random tale, literally. He fucked the whole story up with a strap-on dildo, until Eminem came down the place Weezy was at and they rap battled. The loser would have to make out with an elephant's asshole. Eminem won but he made Charlotte his wife instead of just dating her. Kim got jealous and hired Dre to kill Charlotte but he was locked in Eminem's basement. Feminine woman love Eminem and Violent J became silent and gay, which led Eminem to abuse 50 Cent all over his basement, letting Dre free to carry out his Detox troll plans. Meanwhile, a unicorn fell through a hidden portal causing Obama to order Will Smith to investigate Agent K's greasy butthole problem. An alien hid in K`s ass while Drake kept trying to find where the MAC-10 was. Fortunately Nicki Minaj obliterated Miley's shameful twerk by causing an earthquake.
The moral of the story is never to go outside unless you bring a towel for teadrinking with a lizard.

The End

Many years

by **Kill You** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:07

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera

by **shadyblogger** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:12

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward

by **yoda you can call me** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:18

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt

by **Kill You** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:19

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going

by **shadyblogger** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:20

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting

by **yoda you can call me** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:22

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with

by **shadyblogger** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:24

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG

by **Kill You** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:26

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott

by **Kill You** » Dec 31st, '13, 01:28

(sigh) Charlotte...lol.

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott from the Powerpuff Girls and won the guitar-off.

by **Shuttle Destroyer** » Dec 31st, '13, 02:39

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott from the Powerpuff Girls and won the guitar-off. Fast forward, cannibal lizards

by **yoda you can call me** » Dec 31st, '13, 02:43

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott from the Powerpuff Girls and won the guitar-off. Fast forward, cannibal lizards plotted to overthrow the

by **shadyblogger** » Dec 31st, '13, 02:56

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott from the Powerpuff Girls and won the guitar-off. Fast forward, cannibal lizards plotted to overthrow the entire motherfucking Jedi Republic

by **yoda you can call me** » Dec 31st, '13, 02:58

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott from the Powerpuff Girls and won the guitar-off. Fast forward, cannibal lizards plotted to overthrow the entire motherfucking Jedi Republic. Yoda caught wind of

by **shadyblogger** » Dec 31st, '13, 03:03

Many years ago, a lizard ate itself while Michael Cera remained shy and awkward but that didn't halt Jack Black from going all crazy and wanting to destroy mankind with tha midas touch of his black Gibson SG. Cera turned into Scott from the Powerpuff Girls and won the guitar-off. Fast forward, cannibal lizards plotted to overthrow the entire motherfucking Jedi Republic. Yoda caught wind of the plan and decided

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