My ex-girlfriend used to give me nicknames...

[MikeNUFC]

Once she called me "THE IMPALER" whilst giving head...

Or, at least, thats what I thought she said?

Turns out she was asthmatic and it's my fault she died.

[whtcrack]

good one

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

Okay, Vlad Tepes.

[Robbie G]

haha

[embm]

[*MIRANDA*]

rooofl

[AliJack]

I aint get it.its so small she breathed it in? what?

[MikeNUFC]

I aint get it.its so small she breathed it in? what?

Was that meant to be funny or do you actually not get it?

[AliJack]

I aint get it.its so small she breathed it in? what?

Was that meant to be funny or do you actually not get it?

i actually dont get it. It impaled her chest? it reached her lung? "you" stabbed her?

[MikeNUFC]

I aint get it.its so small she breathed it in? what?

Was that meant to be funny or do you actually not get it?

i actually dont get it. It impaled her chest? it reached her lung? "you" stabbed her?

I'll give you a clue.

"Impaler"

"Or, at least, thats what I thought she said?"

"Turns out she was asthmatic"

Give me a word that sounds like impaler and relates to asthma?

[AliJack]

oh, shit my bad son

[MikeNUFC]

oh, shit my bad son

[AliJack]

now imagine a bitch yellin THE IMPALER! o: while blowin you.. thats just fuckin hilarious

[MikeNUFC]

now imagine a bitch yellin THE IMPALER! o: while blowin you.. thats just fuckin hilarious

Funny, but you'd have to tell her to shut the fuck up and get on with the blowing.

[AliJack]

now imagine a bitch yellin THE IMPALER! o: while blowin you.. thats just fuckin hilarious

Funny, but you'd have to tell her to shut the fuck up and get on with the blowing.

can't wait for my first blow job