Best Lines Of Relapse

[ILLMATIC1992]

I loved the last couple of lines on the First Verse of My Mom.

''Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I ain't playin',
Go find you a white crayon and colour a fuckin zebra''

Any More???

[KieranLewisEM]

' i was born with a dick in my brain' lol

[Pllumi]

fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while that shit's inside ya - stay wide awake

[MikeNUFC]

Now I need it just not to feel sick ya I'm getting by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if Deshaun didn't die
Oh ya there's an excuse you lose Proof so you use
There's new rules it's cool if it's helping you to get through

Heard of me before see whore your the kinda girl that I'd
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit's inside ya

[Elision]

Go find you a white crayon and colour a fuckin zebra'

What exactly does he mean by this anyway?

[dR3]

' i was born with a dick in my brain' lol

[MikeNUFC]

Go find you a white crayon and colour a fuckin zebra'

What exactly does he mean by this anyway?

You know colouring books? Their black and white, right? So colouring in a zebra with a white crayon is pointless and impossible.

It's like saying "fuck off, leave me alone and do something to waste your time"

[BILI]

Go find you a white crayon and colour a fuckin zebra'

What exactly does he mean by this anyway?

how can you colour a zebra??its black and white...so its like go and do something pointless and stupid...at least,this is what I think it is...

[lil_bayly]

That's my kind of vibe, what else should I try Lester?
Dropkick the bitch before her second trimester
Perform the home abortion with Dexter then I guess I'll
dig her fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her


I can actually picture this image

[MedicineBallz]

Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty fuckin you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

Wackjob in the back with a black stocking cap jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match
He cant say that, yes he can, i just did faggot so guess again

face down in the tub i drown ya with piles of downers around ya

[MikeNUFC]

Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty fuckin you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

Forgot that. I actaully laughed out loud when I first heard it.

[MedicineBallz]

Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty fuckin you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

Forgot that. I actaully laughed out loud when I first heard it.

same, still gets me sometimes. ill listen to it and i just have to say it out loud lol. probably one of my favorite lines in rap.

[lil_bayly]

Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you belchin {*burps*}
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Could you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me?
I want you to feel like my stepfather felt me (uhmm...)
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin
(Shady, what the fuck you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME!
What the fuck's happening?! I think I'm fucking MELLLTING!
"Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"
NO, dad I said NO! I don't need no help-ing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"

Yes the whole verse is just crazy

[matz]

Don't want to end up inside my refrigerator freezer,
Be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza
How many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row,
Put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper,
Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper,
Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped,
The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate
And which motel which lake they found her in,
And how they attacked the victim,
Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one,
Which knife and which gun, what kid what wife and which nun,
Don't stop, I like this, it's fun, the fucking nights just begun

[BILI]

those are whole verses...dude said lines