Best Diss Track?

[Satire]

I hated Canibitch & Hail Mary, Bump Heads was okay, Bully was good, Girls and Warning were great, Nail in the Coffin & The Sauce were perfect

[DƎRDYPK]

Insult To Injury

[q_shady]

bully, nail in the coffin and the sauce

[lil_bayly]

I got a riddle, what’s little and talks big
with midget arms and creamy white filling in the middle
that’ll do anything to throw dirt on my name
if it means walking the whole Mediterranean
is he an Albanian, Armenian, Iranian, Tazmanian,
No he’s name’s Raymond and oh, oh sorry yo
So sorry wow, but that was a long time ago
When I was just Joe Shmo, rapping in Joe Blow’s basement
I apologized fo’ it before, so
Either accept it or you don’t
And let’s move on, if I aint shown that I’ve grown
Then get the bone, keep licking these nuts,
You industry mutts, keep walking around sniffing each other’s butts
Or should I say asses?
What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses?
The question I ask is..
How can I explain this?
How can I swing this, in English language?
If I switch to slang and turn mayn to mayn
do I do it in vein, or simply to entertain?
Am I being real or am I being fake
Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine
Or am I caught up in this hot water
Woady on my daughter I told you I love this culture
don’t let em insult ya, I’ma tell you one more ‘gain
this is the environment I was brought up ‘in
but every now and ‘then, I use my ‘pen
to get rid of some frustration, or should I say shon
this is just another one of my subliminal ways to racism
you’re face is numb, you’re stunned you look as cold
like that of a man who’s 70 some years old
and it only gets colder, which is why I understand
it can’t be mad at a forty four fan
with a chip on his shoulder
who only owns half of a magazine, and the only way to have it seen
is to put me on the front of it again
only think that makes him grin, is to see me frown
papa can’t stand me, papa needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down
in his new chair that goes round and round
that he bought from new money of his bank account
that I get him every issue when the thang comes out
sit back and let his puffy clown hair come out
and let his black side arm wrestle his white side
yell apartheid loud enough that he might slide
he might find someone dumb enough who might ride
but aint nobody over here buying two white guys
disguised as pro-black there’s no slack for a Hartford college grad.
In a fitted hat and a hunch bag, standing by the clearance coat rack
And some RSO throwbacks, yeah

Shady in the place to be seen and I got what it takes to rock the mic RIGHT
Still not going to cater to these punks, fuckin' cocksuckin' pussy lips hatin' mixed cunts!

[MikeNUFC]

I hated Canibitch & Hail Mary, Bump Heads was okay, Bully was good, Girls and Warning were great, Nail in the Coffin & The Sauce were perfect

Canibitch was kinda crap. However, I did laugh at

"Wait a minute that's not an E, that's an A
This guy wants to leave me a massage, he's gay"

Childish but funny.

Hail Mary is fucking brilliant, IMO. The way he uses the exactly same rhyme scheme as Pac's original is just crazy

You ain't no killer, you a pussy.
That extacy got you all emotinal and mushy.

I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy

He does that the whole way through. Genius.

[MikeNUFC]

Seriously, stop it, it's just fucking annoying.

[MikeNUFC]

Stop quoting it. You're just repeating it.

Good point.

[Satire]

Hail Mary is fucking brilliant, IMO. The way he uses the exactly same rhyme scheme as Pac's original is just crazy

You ain't no killer, you a pussy.
That extacy got you all emotinal and mushy.

I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy

He does that the whole way through. Genius.

It is clever, but I hated the way he chose to follow Pac's scheme, tbh. It limits his word choices and vocabulary, and as such, kinda puts a restraint on his dissed against Ja. And the Ja impersonation sounded forced, bad, and retarded as fuck (There wasn't even a transition to explain it. If you didn't already know about Ja Rule's drug problems, you'd be like wtf.).

But that's not what really killed it for me because even then, it was still average. But then 50 comes up on the track and tries the same shit that Em did, but 5 times worse. Instead of following Pac's rhyme scheme, he just bites the fuck out of an old Pac verse, and horribly. Nearly every damn word of it came from "Against All Odds". It's not funny, it's not clever, it hardly comes off as an insult to Ja Rule's enormous God-Like complex.

Busta Rhymes killed his part though, so yeah.

[mbmfan]

The Sauce

Love the reminder of Eminem's brilliance, street smarts in this thread.

Who said he doesn't need to do more diss tracks? Probably people that don't want him dissing THEM

[ILLMATIC1992]

The Sauce

Love the reminder of Eminem's brilliance, street smarts in this thread.

Who said he doesn't need to do more diss tracks? Probably people that don't want him dissing THEM

Yeah i know, i really do hope that fucking rumour is true about a huge diss track, would be awesome

[mbmfan]

The Sauce

Love the reminder of Eminem's brilliance, street smarts in this thread.

Who said he doesn't need to do more diss tracks? Probably people that don't want him dissing THEM

Yeah i know, i really do hope that fucking rumour is true about a huge diss track, would be awesome

Why stop at one diss song?

[ILLMATIC1992]

The Sauce

Love the reminder of Eminem's brilliance, street smarts in this thread.

Who said he doesn't need to do more diss tracks? Probably people that don't want him dissing THEM

Yeah i know, i really do hope that fucking rumour is true about a huge diss track, would be awesome

Why stop at one diss song?

Haha he just just start to release a diss track each day, going after someone different as a promotion for Relapse 2 to prove its intensity and to also prove that he is truly back

[embm]

i remember
doe rae me
monkey see monkey do

etc

[mbmfan]

Yeah i know, i really do hope that fucking rumour is true about a huge diss track, would be awesome

Why stop at one diss song?

Haha he just just start to release a diss track each day, going after someone different as a promotion for Relapse 2 to prove its intensity and to also prove that he is truly back

Why does it have to be R2 related?

[EminemBase]

Um... I mean, I dno it depends in what respect.

Just in pure musical terms I think it'd have to be "Bully". The writing is beautiful, like "The Way I Am".

But "The Sauce", "Nail in the Coffin" and "The Warning" are all more vicious and effective as emotional disses. Regardless of the opponents, people act as if they can't be amazing diss tracks just because the opponent is a shit one. Tyson fought a lot of bums too but doesn't make his skills any less real.

It just so happens not that many good rappers have wanted it with Em because they either respect him or are friends with him lmao. It's only been a few morons stupid enough to think they can challenge him with their primitive technique that have but that's hardly Em's fault. Apart from Mariah before anyone says.

"Canibitch" was a great diss track and IMO he easily won the battle. People think just because he's not screaming his lungs out and threatning Bis' life it's not a good diss. The fact that he treated it like a joke made Canibus look a bigger joke himself.

"At least one punch line! Come on! /Till the meter reads Nine! Nine! Nine-ty nine percent of my fans are blond! / 'Bis, come on, answer me, man, respond! /Tell me 'bout the sun, rain, moon and stars!
/ Intergalactical metaphors from Mars! / Raw to the floor, raw like "Reservoir Dogs"! / Bite another line from Redman's song!"

He totally undermined Canibus' entire style with that alone. He humliated him throughout. From top to bottom and all with a theme of irony and paradoy as if to say he's not even worth breaking a sweat over. Makes Canibus' technical wannabe approach seem totally wasteful and lame.

"I Remember" was also a great diss.