Dear members of TRshady.
Let me start with: you are the best.
I have been on this forum since 19 October 2006, 5:04 PM, and I will still be here unless something really crazy happens... like getting a life. I have seen various changes since I joined, from being a good and educated forum, it changed to a retarded forum, and now... it is a mix of smart and dumb people, and I like that... I think. Before this forum, I used to be in a Norwegian forum, unfortunately I did not have the chance to use my powers. There I was just... like you, a nobody. I still kept going on that forum though after I joined TR, and I never knew that TR would be the place where I would be the one to lead you misguided members out of the misery, and on to a new path, a new world.
I was unknown when I was turned into a Greenie, a moderator for the Eminem section. I was crazy, I was crazier than SacJB's emotional feelings towards Eminem's change (though at that time, Eminem wasn't in the spotlife... He was busy popping pills and falling in the bathroom). I kept and kept and kept and kept and kept and kept locking threads, I was so much more stricter than Emadyville, my 2nd newest slave. People complained and complained... some liked me. What happened? I got turned in to a Purple Motherfucker when McMaybe was given the Golden Throne. I now understood that I should use my powers for the greater good. So I kept going on. I wanted TR to be like home.
Suddenly McMaybe disappeared. The forum was going crazy. They had no leader. TRShady was busy dropping out of University, Aspirine was ... I have no clue. McMaybe just disappeared. I looked at this as my breakthrough. I contacted TRshady... and suddenly I was given the the throne... the Golden Throne. This was the birth of...*drum roll*... The Almighty SajN.
I fixed stuff that the previous Administrator did not do. I changed this and that. I refreshed my team. I gained more and more power. And I still wanted more. The forum was shit at the moment. The servers went down and down, sometimes for several days. People went crazy again.
Luckily... they had me.
I used my great powers to keep the revolutionary people down, and tried to calm down the people. I banned the 'bad' people, I rewarded the 'good' people. I created one big, working society... for a while.
Then TR went down again and again, and I lost my mood to do anything. People were furious. Some were even comitting e-suicide because they had no Almighty SajN to protect them, they were going InSajN.
Then... members like dr.dr3, McAnonymous, Solace, Kez, Miranda, SacJB, Chris and McZu begged me to come back, they even went as far as going down on their knees, reach my pants and...... nevermind.
Anyway, I CAME back. I created order, and kept controlling the forum. TR fixed the servers, Recovery leaked, the great rapper Eminem was back.
So was I, the Almighty SajN.
Now fellas. Here we are, 20. June 2010, 10.44 AM (Norwegian time). You are standing before me, and I am standing before you. I am here to say... I love you. You all are a bunch of great people. Sure, we have our rebels, and outlaws, but that does not matter. We still have you, the great members. One of you will be the heir/heiress, but who? Who will take over when I am ready to drag the last breath?
This forum is sloooooowly getting better and better. All I am asking you people, is to keep the forum on the right track. Make it a happy place. Make it enjoyable. Make it a place where everyone can live side by side, no matter the taste of music and artists. Can we do this?
YES, WE CAN!
Thank you for bearing with me the last couple of years. I love you, just like you love me.
Signed:
The Almighty SajN
If you read this, you should get a life.
In fact, after writing this, I realized I should too.