Create A Beef

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 23rd, '06, 04:31

Lets start a Create a Beef were someone choose two or more artists or forum members and then the next person has to make up the beef

So the first two people are

50 Cent and Eminem

describe how tthis beef started then name new people for a new beef scenario (got this idea from d-12 world. this can be fun)

by **DarkMan** » Mar 23rd, '06, 05:21

lol...lets see...

50 and eminem...

this beef started when eminem told 50 cent to hold off his album, and 50 got angry coz he had lots of ideas for the album and 50 left Shady Records..lol

okay next beef....

D12

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 23rd, '06, 22:04

memyselforwho wrote:jayz, tryed to rape kanye after some award ceremony, kanye accepted at first, but couldnt get a hard even with a whole bunch of viagra, lol

than jay-z went to the studio and made a remix of the dmx song "Slippin"
and had the lines "hey yo he's shrinking, its falling, he cant get it up"
jay was never gonna release the track but one of his interns leaked it on the internet and exposed kanye and jay as being gay. beyonce then went lorena bobbit on jay and cut off his penis. she got it covered in gold by jacob the jewler and had kanye put onto it with diamonds. she then gave the "pendick" to kanye as a gift. kanye accepted and never responded to jay's song. since then kanye and jay both quit rap and their relationship because they were ashamed of what they became.

next up:
Angie vs. Gkilla

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 24th, '06, 01:22

tee and aspO!!!

in a yahoo conversation tee tells asp 'man i got a headache ,im gonna go pop a asprine' .Then asp gets ass hurt and goes to hang tee.

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 24th, '06, 01:53

SO REAL AND ANGIE

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 24th, '06, 01:56

aron

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 24th, '06, 01:58

angie said she loves fack ,aron killed her.The end

by **$0 R3@L** » Mar 24th, '06, 02:02

Taylor and cookie

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 24th, '06, 02:22

ok these have been good but they're so short. try to make it longer and be creative like name the diss tracks and make up lines from them or something. it'll be more intreating and funner to read.

NEXT UP:

Angie wrote:tom(mmer) and V(dog)

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 24th, '06, 23:02

max made a sig saying eminem sucks big floppy donkey dick and had a donkey and where the dick would be she put tiggi's face. tiggi got angry and started a debate topic debating if eminem sucks donkey dicks or not. asp was gonna lock the topic but max bribed him and gave him unrealeased mf doom material that no one ever heard since her brother's brother in law's sister's cousin's 5th neice's dad's cousin's brother's nephew's nephew works with mf in a studio.

max then made a song on her cell phone called "tiggi can't see me" and contained the following statements "tiggi can't see me she's creepy" and also dissed eminem with the following lyrics "eminem sucks donkey dicks, monkey dicks, all sorts of funky dicks and even pricks. he sucks and licks always swallows never spits and if i had a dick he'd suck my shit but i'm a girl and i got tits"

tiggi responded with a song called "max is whack" containing the following lyrics "you're graphics suck and i laugh at your stuff. you think your tuff but you're not buff. and eminem dosnt suck on dicks he licks pussy, why did you have to beef with me? you're just a wussy" and also "i can see you i'm not blind and i'm just being kind when i call you assinine you masterbate to my picture just to pass the time"

the topic is still being debated to this day and ocasionly gets off topic by the regular topic changer spammers of tr shady. max is expected to respond with another audio and it is rumored to be called "lips on dicks" and tiggi is rumored to be making a track called "bash your graphics" to squash the beef for good but neither has been confirmed.

NEXT UP:
so real vs g_killa

by **MuNxMuN** » Mar 24th, '06, 23:17

ThomasAguanis wrote:max made a sig saying eminem sucks big floppy donkey dick and had a donkey and where the dick would be she put tiggi's face. tiggi got angry and started a debate topic debating if eminem sucks donkey dicks or not. asp was gonna lock the topic but max bribed him and gave him unrealeased mf doom material that no one ever heard since her brother's brother in law's sister's cousin's 5th neice's dad's cousin's brother's nephew's nephew works with mf in a studio.

max then made a song on her cell phone called "tiggi can't see me" and contained the following statements "tiggi can't see me she's creepy" and also dissed eminem with the following lyrics "eminem sucks donkey dicks, monkey dicks, all sorts of funky dicks and even pricks. he sucks and licks always swallows never spits and if i had a dick he'd suck my shit but i'm a girl and i got tits"

tiggi responded with a song called "max is whack" containing the following lyrics "you're graphics suck and i laugh at your stuff. you think your tuff but you're not buff. and eminem dosnt suck on dicks he licks pussy, why did you have to beef with me? you're just a wussy" and also "i can see you i'm not blind and i'm just being kind when i call you assinine you masterbate to my picture just to pass the time"

the topic is still being debated to this day and ocasionly gets off topic by the regular topic changer spammers of tr shady. max is expected to respond with another audio and it is rumored to be called "lips on dicks" and tiggi is rumored to be making a track called "bash your graphics" to squash the beef for good but neither has been confirmed.

NEXT UP:
so real vs g_killa

haha i don't record audios on my cell phone no more where have you been? :unsure:

and yea i bribed asprine :shifty:

hmm......real and killa :-k

real wouldn't make killa a beat for his audio so killa made a diss track called "oh so fake" real then retaliated with a track called "you don't kill shit" the two continued dissing each other back and forth then one day killa brought angie into the beef and real got pissed so he 'talked' with tr to ban killa on tr. when killa found out he got banned he posted embarrissing(sp?) pictures of real all over the internet. :sweating:

umm.....angelica and sarah $\:D/$

by **MuNxMuN** » Mar 24th, '06, 23:35

g_killa wrote:^^that beefs imposible btw i dont think any1 but mart and dope make beats on this site

well i couldn't think of anything so just play along :shifty:

by **Tomega** » Mar 24th, '06, 23:49

g_killa wrote:^^that beefs imposible btw i dont think any1 but mart and dope make beats on this site

i make beats

so im really offended now and i'll have to start a beef with you now

by **ThomasAguanis** » Mar 24th, '06, 23:56

angie and sarah

angie made a comment in the get shit off ya chest topic and said "sarah, you have to get the shit off your chest! and i mean literly..get the shit off your chest"(insert 10535 smiles here)

sarah got offended and caled angie a big whore and angie didnt respond.
30 seconds later when angie posted her 20000 post shoutout she said "bring on the lappys but none fro mthe slutface sarah and called herself a superfried dildolicious burger or something

sarah resopnded and said angie is a man and posted a picture of angie with a penis. (no one could tell if it was photoshopped or not :confusion:

)
and angie posted a picture of sarah sucking the same penis she posted of angie.

sarah and angie continued posting explicit pictures of eachother doing weird ass shit to each other(one included angie shovung a live aligator up sarah's ass) but tr said he'd ban both if they dont stop the nasty pictures. they agreed and were friends again and back to normal in 30 seconds and 50000 posts later.

NEXT UP:
Aspirine vs Shadyhomie

by **Tomega** » Mar 25th, '06, 00:01

hmm i liked the dick-suck part

i really want that pictures!!!

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