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TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby TheRealSlim » Dec 24th, '10, 22:41

2 Rounds / 10 Bars Each...

House Rules....

HipHopHead is gonna start it off since he called me out.

Good Luck.
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby HipHopHead » Dec 24th, '10, 23:17

Keystyle for this lightweight, if you don't understand a punch then don't vote

This isn't rap-for-beginners better step back-or-get-injured
If I hold-the-pen then I'm *Smokin-Slim* and not a *pack-of-Virginias*

The master-contender, a vet-in-my-county, spread-it-around-G
If we match-reps, I'll leave you *Pas(t)-Dead* like *Intentional-Grounding*

Your head-is-my-bounty, you know-I'm -better, my flow-is-wetter
I'm ill-man-an only time *The-Real's-Jammin* is *Old-Projectors*

I know-he'll-never spit-doper, I rip-posers, my bars-are-wild
You're cocky-while your reign has *ben(d)-over* like *doggy-style*

The God-of-vile, despicable, real-rap vs a little-kid
The bitch-in-you is what's holdin *Re(a)l-back* like a fisherman
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby TheRealSlim » Dec 25th, '10, 23:30

I figure either this guys trapped on a Raft in a Sea Storm, Smashing his Keyboard/
or I'm just Rapping a Retard, in an Anakin T-Shirt Having a Seizure/

Who's just become a Passionate Reader of the Back of his Sneakers/
Thinking this Immaculate Research, is actually Key For - Rapping in Peak Form/

Packin' his Weak Bars with a bunch of fucking /Slashes/ and Keyed *Stars*//
So he can actually SEEM Smart but it ends up looking like he's Packaging Key Art/

Fucking Dog Specimen, Walking Cock Chested and Screaming "God's Testament"/
I'll fuck your Mom's Excrements and Rub your Dog's Head in It/

and then I'll Pop Sedatives until your Lips Draw Red/
Tie you up in Kid Rocks Bed while his cock, Rip's-off - 6 Raw Eggs/

and then you'll REALLY know what it's like to give HIP HOP HEAD/
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby WakeUpShow » Dec 26th, '10, 00:51

Hiphophead wins. thereal slim, you really need to work on it, it seemed like you just kept rhyming for the sake of rhyming and never really said anything.
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby TheRealSlim » Dec 26th, '10, 01:00

CoSh wrote:Hiphophead wins. thereal slim, you really need to work on it, it seemed like you just kept rhyming for the sake of rhyming and never really said anything.


Battle is not over... It's 2 Rounds... ^^Look above plz. Thx
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby TheRealSlim » Dec 26th, '10, 01:09

Also, CoSh please edit your post so we don't have *biased opinions on here before the battle is even finished. ^^
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby classthe_king » Dec 26th, '10, 01:41

TheRealSlim, you basically had two punches.

Hip-Hophead had way more attacks on you.

He gets the win easy.
You think your personal attacks make up for what you lack?
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby TheRealSlim » Dec 26th, '10, 02:17

Both of you NEED to STFU before this battle is even finished... And edit your posts so that they say nothing... This is a 2 Round Battle not 1 ^^
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby HipHopHead » Dec 26th, '10, 02:18

You said I was a Passionate Reader of the Back of my Sneakers and I-need to set-it-straight
If I ever read-my-shoes it was just to get-your-view...from behind-me...in second-place

Once Head-has-spake then you've felt-the-strength, start backin-down go home-dude
Your wack-and-now I'll show-you that I only *needed half-a-round* to *own-U*

This battle-clown is old-news; I'll off this dude, kill you, the body consumed, by mildew, simple
Slim'll try to be Eminem but this fruit's-a-skittle and I don't talk to pussy like Doctor Do-little

My cool-tempo is dope like new-endo; now back-to-how I'd beat you in half-a-round
Watch me bite-ya-style.........This kid is a nerd-with-pro-tools, rockin a shirt-with-Goku

You think a turtle's-slow-dude? His intelligence peaks in the dirt-I-grow-through
This suburban-local eats turds-and-tofu, hell...I just used your verse-to-own-you
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby TheRealSlim » Dec 26th, '10, 02:52

HipHopHead wrote:You said I was a Passionate Reader of the Back of my Sneakers and I-need to set-it-straight
If I ever read-my-shoes it was just to get-your-view...from behind-me...in second-place

Once Head-has-spake then you've felt-the-strength, start backin-down go home-dude
Your wack-and-now I'll show-you that I only *needed half-a-round* to *own-U*

This battle-clown is old-news; I'll off this dude, kill you, the body consumed, by mildew, simple
Slim'll try to be Eminem but this fruit's-a-skittle and I don't talk to pussy like Doctor Do-little

My cool-tempo is dope like new-endo; now back-to-how I'd beat you in half-a-round
Watch me bite-ya-style.........This kid is a nerd-with-pro-tools, rockin a shirt-with-Goku

You think a turtle's-slow-dude? His intelligence peaks in the dirt-I-grow-through
This suburban-local eats turds-and-tofu, hell...I just used your verse-to-own-you


Holy Shit this ^^ I forfeit.
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby HipHopHead » Dec 26th, '10, 02:55

Word :toocool:
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby TheRealSlim » Dec 26th, '10, 02:56

HipHopHead wrote:Word :toocool:



Who the fuck are you neways... you could beat anyone on these forums and I had to get you.... fuckkkkkk
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby HipHopHead » Dec 26th, '10, 03:07

TheRealSlim wrote:
HipHopHead wrote:Word :toocool:



Who the fuck are you neways... you could beat anyone on these forums and I had to get you.... fuckkkkkk


Triple H, the one and only. I've dabbled in text battles once or twice. :b:
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby classthe_king » Dec 26th, '10, 03:56

Holy shit @ Your wack-and-now I'll show-you that I only *needed half-a-round* to *own-U*
You think your personal attacks make up for what you lack?
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Re: TheRealSlim vS. HipHopHead

Postby HipHopHead » Dec 26th, '10, 04:15

:b: Thanks man
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