Favourite Em Lines? (here's one of mine...)

[link shady]

Broke the rubber
Busted a nut up in your mother
So how do you feel about having another little brother?

Reminds me of the line at the end of I'm Back about Angelina Jolie.

I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

^^jeniffer lopez he even says it himself
"cuz if i ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz/
it bee jeniffer lopez and puffy you know this/"

EDIT: sorry didn't see it was already brought up so yhea


also one line i really like its
I'm iller than taking a hammer and beating your knees
And walking through South Central L.A., bleeding in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?)

[b10wick]

I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass
and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
Fuck the planet, til spins on a broken axis
I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket
to fill it full of explosive gasses
and close it back with a lit match in it
while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes

ahhh GOAT.

[Richy]

Hate fags? the answers yes

[Slill_Slim_Shady]

Hate fags? the answers yes

[TheGentlePlayer]

From Encore ft Dr Dre & 50 Cent

you need a fag to come and tear a new hole in my ass

[SajN]

From Encore ft Dr Dre & 50 Cent

you need a fag to come and tear a new hole in my ass

It's not from that song, duh.

[OMEGA]

"Man life can be so empty, stay away from me cuz I'm dancing to quite a different drum beat"

[b10wick]

A couple of my favorite that I think every dude can relate to at some point in his life.

I used to say I never met a girl like you before
Still ain't got a fuckin' clue as to who you truly are

Now I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me for
Can't believe I almost flew the coop for some stupid whore

You started getting moody on me, pretty soon we'd argue
And the ruder you got, the more beautiful you got to me
And who woulda even knew that who woulda even thought possibly
Cupid could shoot another one of them God damn darts at me
It's true that I got shot in the heart
But when someone seems too good to be true, they usually are
But see, when you're in it it's too hard to see

- All from Spend Some Time.. classic verse from Em there.

[Willy]

Shady what you doin chewin on a human?

Makes me smile everytime

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Whoa, a thread is actually ahead of the "info" thread

[gutawafang]

know that no matter how many knives we put in each other’s backs
that we’ll have each other’s backs

[xxTrigger1989xx]

know that no matter how many knives we put in each other’s backs
that we’ll have each other’s backs

I've always liked that line, I forgot all about it

[WakeUpShow]

Insanity, can't it be vanity, where's the humanity in having fuckin fantasy with an arm and leg amputee.

[313Relapse]

"Such cynicism when this isn't in my system, blunt hypnotism lift a spliff up to my lips, son."

One of my favorite lyrics ever, in lyrics and rhyme scheme

[WakeUpShow]

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful. Like when my teacher sucked my weewee in preschool.