CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[mdemaz]

Dunno what that means but I'm a european deity
you're a peeing I'mma peeing high and mighty
might try to fry me some chicken
you're stricken by my might.

Oil.

[sneekyaddman88]

fightin overseas just to get some fucking oil
while we bury our soilders 6 feet deep into the soil
and pumpin gas is a bitch, why ct it pump it self
as prices go up everyday and dimish our wealth
i say fuck you to the oil, im going solo for good
and ride my bike down the block, fealin good in the hood



Topic: the sun

[autotooner]

life quickly darkens as I drift further into the sky
passin planets, I miss Earth, saw Mercury driftin by
But its gettin warmer now, 3rd degree is certain
can't wake up, life's a nightmare, as I tumble into the sun.... it's curtains...



next topic: candy

[I'mShadiest]

life quickly darkens as I drift further into the sky
passin planets, I miss Earth, saw Mercury driftin by
But its gettin warmer now, 3rd degree is certain
can't wake up, life's a nightmare, as I tumble into the sun.... it's curtains...



next topic: candy

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot

Next Topic: Piggy Banks

[mdemaz]

Clickaty clank this bitches pussy stank
no money goes into my piggy bank
gimme a tank of petrol to pour over the state bank
light her up then make a break..

Animals.

[KingDavid]

I act of instinct like an animal
you act mechanical and end up extinct
any rapper who fucked with me G, really didn't think
kuz My bark's my bark
while their bark's their bite
you see dea(e)r, you get blindsighted
and die frightened in the night
I eat rappers like a canable
but I do it right, human parts discarded over a candle light table
no fable my label's able to disable your mic - syke
I'm underground - a caged mammal
with shark like strikes
I'm like a bat who attacks in the dead of the night

[Sam.]

No topic fuck imma see

fuck bending over imma fold you from your pussy crease,
ampute and swap your arms and legs till i am fully pleased,
video tape this and have it developed for a nice grammy showpiece,
fuck the jail term i got my payroll ready so i'll be quickly released,
cops cant find your body ,but your dog looks morbidly obese,
even the FBI is tangled up finding clues from your curly hairpiece,
13 years down the case is still pending like yearly lease,
if only this dog had opened it's mouth investigation would have surely ceased.

Next Topic: Stand near me.

[ilovebender.com]

If I said she had a cute ass body
Would she hold it against me?
I dunno
But stand by me, or near me
When I see her dance
I see her body move
and when I have a chance
I'll let this d*ck loose

Next topic: Sex & Drugs in Clubs

[Sam.]

Forums that's a difficult one


surfing through the web i came ashore this forum,
expecting no win,trolls but each of em own's one,
day one i ask myself should i make one,
thread introducing myself ,that i am in this bitch like tampons,
weeks & many posts later my thoughts get the rep,
that elevates me from being a norm to a fucking vet,
one day i get a msg from a girl calling me the best ,
would like to stay in my life ,my palms starts to sweat,
as i notice she is beautiful ,my heart starts racing to,
the extreme limit,i say w'll be dating soon,
no matter the distance ,i'll roam the globe chasing you,
till then stay connected through this screen facing you,
she hesitated to disclose her location , i ignored,
the look of insecurity , as i want to tell the whole world ,
that i made it to her house ,i see her in someone's arm in the window,
pain inflicts on me as i realized there was no love,
just another troll that successfully managed to show,
me my way back to the same internet and same forum .

Lulz.

Next Topic: Diseases .

[MoMajesty]

What can I say about predator besides it rhyming with editor
It may be how you become governor, maybe even senator
Just ask Arnie, but i wanna kno who his educators in life were
Cos his english sounds worse than a S.O.D money gang cypher
That sh*t on obamas legs, a super whack joke !
With a name like scwhzenegger, you would think he liked black folk
And I kno I mispelled his damn name, yea I got it
But f a spelling bee cos Ive been always tryna squat it !!!!

aight homies keep this thangg right here goin, next up -

nicki minaj's butt pads !!!!!

[ilovebender.com]

Nicki Minja's butt pads
some flat ass
absent glutes no boo
tay
-no tootie fruit apple
bottom or derriere
just a fake hiney an' a
'trick' that is so 'fake' an' 'ti' 'knee..'

Tigers

[SgtPepper]

Nicki Minja's butt pads
some flat ass
absent glutes no boo
tay
-no tootie fruit apple
bottom or derriere
just a fake hiney an' a
'trick' that is so 'fake' an' 'ti' 'knee..'

Tigers

Ill rip your guts out like that slim shady
Im a spit' of the devil cause thats how god made me
circle of life got me guarding on top
it keeps serving me plates, pretendin it dont know that its fate
when you just throw me the lamb, ill just give it the chop

Next: what you thought of my verse and how your day went

[ilovebender.com]

Nicki Minja's butt pads
some flat ass
absent glutes no boo
tay
-no tootie fruit apple
bottom or derriere
just a fake hiney an' a
'trick' that is so 'fake' an' 'ti' 'knee..'

Tigers

Ill rip your guts out like that slim shady
Im a spit' of the devil cause thats how god made me
circle of life got me guarding on top
it keeps serving me plates, pretendin it dont know that its fate
when you just throw me the lamb, ill just give it the chop

Next: what you thought of my verse and how your day went

chop a chopper copper yea
pigs can fly
eye in the sky not
rastafari lol

- next topic -
Sympathy for Charlie Sheen.

[mdemaz]

Charlie sheen riding a harley keen
people on his nuts because he's winning
a lot better then sinning
looks like my garden needs trimming.

My lame 4 bars.

[ilovebender.com]

mea, they're not lame
but a feed me feed me
feel my fame,
YOU tell ME
where I went wrong is.
Like this lame thang'
get what I mean, may'ne.
-chea!

Next topic.
A country, any country. But one, not a bunch, just 1 country....