Last one to post wins ...GAME

[Fleka]

So that's how they cheat - a microwaved baseball will fly farther than a frozen baseball.

[Sam.]

he can taste it

[Fleka]

The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

[Sam.]

fuck catching lightning

[Fleka]

Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team his sophomore year.

[Sam.]

is it must

[Fleka]

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

[Sam.]

updated sig

[Fleka]

Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill.

[Sam.]

cuz he split

[12characters]

The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

I actually knew that one

[Fleka]

On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

[Sam.]

mashall !!!

[12characters]

mashall !!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Sam.]

1st heart attack