CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[CrashBand]

This is serious, listen up, I need to get this off my chest
My recurring nightmare's me descending to my death
It affects my normal life, I'll never go on planes and lifts
Fuck heights, you see my problem is that I'm afraid of widths

Next Topic: Blind Date

[Mr.DGAF]

I never thought the day would come, I am on a blind date
She never saw it coming, got me bugging, man I'm irrate
I might fake sick and sneak off like a great spy
I guess it's kinda funny that my date's blind. :O

Next Topic: Mushrooms

[Squiggles123]

Where am I now?
Wow? How?
Did I get into this room?
Must be Trippin on shrooms?
Wearing off so soon?
This can not be, you see
I'm the third mario brother
JERRY!

(yes random, bit royce inspired lol)

Next Topic: Laundry

[ShAdYTiLIDie]

My dirty laundry is coming to life
back for avengeance its going to strike
cause I washed them only once in my life
now theyre attacking and i'm wondering why!

Next Topic: art

[BigBoss]

my flow is like a modern day picasso
this thick asshole needs to relax though
turn on the tv, then when you see me
on MTV, just keep sippin that shit, you fuckin alcholic bitch

Diversity is the topic

[CrashBand]

You cheated on me twice and have the cheek to say it's fine!
"That's not entirely true, It would be more like eight or nine."
Bitch, that's even worse, I can't believe it how you're hurting me
She said "It's not you Crash, I'm just all about diversity"

Next Topic: Homeless

[Vettori]

Everyones got a mobile device in there hand im phoneless
Hope everyday that my life will get nicer but damn its hopeless
travel around japan with a bike and a fan, only to hike when i can
ive only cyphered & swam oceans

Next Topic- Failed sky diving attempt

[Wreck]

Sky Divers, pile drivers on the scene of the crash
One crashed into the other, I seen it too fast
Sky divers look like airplanes in the sky, according to Bobby Ray
Quit, drop her parachute, she's about to ovulate
Can clouds contribute to the murder of 2?
If you're an avian, flying is scary for others, but perfect for you.

Next Topic: Christmas

[Vettori]

Spitting something sick is the best gift you coulda braught
I cant stand most of these rappers , ive been sitting a lot
A good rapper doesnt exist St nick is a fraud
Im An archbishop, Flying my large ship in the fog
Im the man of steel and im giving a porche
I'll deliver my presence,santas real & he lives in the north
Ill take over the fucking field If im Givin the court
I want to try to die long, because livin is short

Lucid Dreaming

[tadpole25]

Lucid dreaming / who believin? / who be greavin
those who wept / and the dreamt / so deceiving
reality / just left / and went / reaper / be bereavin
us of our strength / but ill go any lengths
to see a path clearer / mad in the mirror
then her face just appears / the place disappears
i'm in a new zone / and then she leaves
and i'm all alone / too numb to care
got so much fun to bear / done with this night mare

[tadpole25]

Next topic: granola bars. Do it.

[Vettori]

for lunch i got a bowl of ecoli, a bit of mold with sars
Gave it to random people in Exchange i stole their granola bars
me ive got a soulless heart,
I interveign and cause things to falls apart
ill eat all these choclate bars, ima make you swallow darts
were you only see the light ill try hard to involve the dark
you say dan howd all this start
someone said granola bars & i thought of the koolaid man to truely take your wall apart
you see breaking and entering as a crime while others call it in art

God that sucked

You havnt eatin for 6 hours and your in the middle of nowhere with 5 grams of shrooms that you just ate
and its been an hour and 20 minutes. GO

[tadpole25]

Okay

Gone a little
Back in the scene
My dick shriveled
Into a bean
Because I shrooms
And Maybe
A pill or two
Of ecstacy
Like the universe
Wants to have sex with me
Whats worse
Is that I've yet to be
Sober from the shrooms
We
Talking about the fungus
Seein all kinds of colors
Tell me where the gun is

Rap about Drive-by shootings

[Vettori]

Im a drive by rapper,
if i wrote a book i could provide it with 5 chapters,
dying by my laughter
I used to dip cloths in cyanide,now i light up like a firefly , Shoot people & try and hide after
double up, ready for some side by side action
eye for an eye, granted if i were to die, Youd be entitled to die after
you & i keep losing sight of the time, we should just fight in our prime
No that your light isnt lime , stars in the night are a find,
drinking a sprite while you think about life and your Minds captured

Write about having a flashback of you being a kid

[ilovebender.com]

Oh shit
Should not
Have beat
On that kid
Oh shit
I was
A cocky little
*Bitch* oh shit

next topic: pie