CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[CrashBand]

I'm dizzy from dancing with Melissa and Hannah
A perfect night, the only thing that was missing is standards
So I did coke, X, shrooms and this was the answer
High off my nut frolicking with Wizards and Dragons

NT; Smile

[Squiggles123]

Eminem, Wannabe. so much^.

Well I had just listened to Relapse and it was in my head haha. Definitely the unstable table bit but I don't think it was that bad?

NT; Smile

I can't remember the last time that I saw her smile,
all I know is we're so distant and that it's been a while,
If she loved me then she never would have cheated me
Though, I still love her, I didn't mean to beat her, see
She says, don't know how much longer we can keep up this going back and forth
I say just give me one more chance! She says,
Nope, you don't get a fourth

Next Topic: Banks

[Squiggles123]

I pull up at a quarter past 10 in my benz to catch up with some so called friends,
its sure been a while since i've been in a crack den, so I must pretend,
why is it me that they send?
when they know i'm trying to turn a corner, they're driving me around the bend
I intend to just grab the gear and leave but these fiends are smarter then they seem,
Got some tricks up there sleaves,
Know if they get me back hooked then they know that i'll never leave

Next Topic: Playschool

[J.R.]

Eminem, Wannabe. so much^.

More or less fucking with you. You're chill dude, you should drop pieces. CW needs writer, do it.

Playschool? Bitch I don't play-school, I don't play-shit,
Say who? Dicks at school talkin shit, realize i dont kayfabe hit
Which, in fact is kind of ironic when you think about it, ha,
Quick, lemme write a diss, i'm on the shit like em on Ja'



NT; Beer

[Halftongue Dre]

Shear delirium that I fear is here
Its a beer oblivion that appears to be the career of half the sphere
Half the year they just laugh and cheer
Its clear that wrath is near if you can't get back in gear

New Topic: Warfare

[LK5]

Nobody wants to feel fear that you feel in warfare
It's a motherfuckin nightmare, you can die out of nowhere
Your mama loses hair waiting for the news and shed tears
Your lady bears a baby in the fatherless lair

New topic: elections

[Squiggles123]

Eminem, Wannabe. so much^.

More or less fucking with you. You're chill dude, you should drop pieces. CW needs writer, do it.

Haha cheers man. Gotta work on my writing a lot though, trying to get better!

New topic: elections

So it's that time again to make a selection
between the "left" or "right" wing in the evil elections
it may very well be that your vote is in vein
are all candidates the same? just with a different name?
don't let the media make your choice
Get informed and speak with your own voice

[Halftongue Dre]

Sense there wasn't a new topic I wrote my version on the elections too. Here it is. Erratic tactics bringing captive our sporadic planet/ Whats on the news whats on the tube its all madness/ Precise deception and illusions of magic we can't properly fathom/ Subliminal mind tricks implanted to get you off balance without a handle/

[Halftongue Dre]

New Topic: Superheros

[Squiggles123]

Sense there wasn't a new topic I wrote my version on the elections too.

Sorry about that, forgot.

Don't get me mad, it gets scary, no hulk green
I look more like a blue berry,
Willy Wonka, Violet Beauregarde
Need more then a tonka to move this giant blue boulder

Next Topic: Pokemon

[Fleka]

Never watched Pokemons I was too old for the show
But I know it was crap from the parts that I saw
Cartoons were just better when I was much younger
He-Man would kill the rat that shits thunder
Weird looking animals that live inside balls
Fighting for nothing for kids that have none of their own
Balls, Balls, Balls...

Next topic: Imported hookers

[Fleka]

^^Thanks.
Imported Hookers is next topic.

[CanadaPure]

^^Thanks.
Imported Hookers is next topic.

Bought hookers and blow in Cuba with a wad of dough,
So I shook her 'cause she said no when I asked her to blow,
Doesn't she understand that I own her? Man I mean it,
She's cheap from Cuba, not like she's from Argentina,
Maybe next time I'll buy from Brazil, but now I'm on pills,
From diseases on my penis, all for the sexual thrills.

Next topic: Waiting in line at a restaurant.

[Squiggles123]

I ain't an Italian Stallion but you know I sure am Rocky
Come join my battalion, theres no need to be tall and stocky
We're stalking our prey while we communicate with our walkie talkies
Quietly take em out at the pizza shop, steal there pasta
Want it? I HATE broccoli

Next Topic: Vegetables

[J.R.]

Veggies? Nah I eat meat but I could go for carrots,
Lettuce and cheese, salad please, fuckin' share it.
Beef? Nah I ain't got beef with anyone, I got Broc,
So don't get mad if I don't diss, but I will dodge
Hah, if you can't laugh at yourself well, suck a cock,
Brahs, I'm not going any where if im in health, thats a lock.