CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[Eedee]

I wouldn't pay the price of peeping at Wayne's vagina,
I was creeping for days and nights but normally I'd wait to swipe it
Oh, FUCK, he needs to wipe it, I ain't fuckin' with that,
He has Birdman's dried saliva dangling up in his crack.

Next topic: Beavis and Butt-Head.

[Squiggles123]

Guys remember to post the next topic please. Aone10?

[Snakebeast]

Aone10, he forgot to mention the next topic
Probably something about a body with a neck off it
Of course, that's just considering what he wrote before
The next topic could've been "how to choke a whore"

Next Topic: How to Choke a Whore

[Squiggles123]

How to Choke a Whore

Step 1- Make sure you've chosen someone
Step 2- Make sure she's not expecting you
Step 3- Sneak up unexpectedly
Step 4- Choke the fucking whore!!
Step 5- Make sure she's not alive
Step 6- Bury the bitch

Next topic: Yeezus

[Snakebeast]

Fucking christ, man, I didn't even get through all of Yeezus
I got through to I Am A God, Then I was like, GAWD, JESUS
LORD IN HEAVEN WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS YELLING SHIT
WHEN I HEARD THIS ALBUM, I WANTED TO START EXPELLING SPIT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS SHIT SOUNDED LIKE EXCREMENT?!

Next Topic: Testicles

[Eedee]

I got muh'fuckin' testicles the size of fucking basketballs,
What a gay topic, I can't recall what that faggot's called?
Oh yeah, it's kinda "fitting" his name is Snake, shit
This ain't a diss but he licks balls on a daily basis.

(I love you, Snakie poo!)

Next topic: Rockets to Mars

[Eedee]

Chris Hansen can join me in my "pigs in a blanket",
It's the story I make up instead of "KIDS I'M A RAPIST!"
They're so innocent and shit, it's an interesting take on
The subject, but buttsex? Sure, but the dicks haven't came yet.

Next topic: Buttered toast

[Supershade]

Sodomy outta be in and out like a robbery
Followed me cause she thought i won the lottery
Quite dark so i chased ripped her clothes off like its gotta be
Bite marks on my face cause i fucked the bitch on top of me

Next Topic: Jesus Christ

[Snakebeast]

Man, I'm about to diss Eedee, must have big balls to do such
Holy shit, these nuts are actually growing too much
I'm now standing at 120 pounds, with an extra five for nuts
Eedee is used to sucking nuts, but I betcha not that much

But who knows? Let's see if I could knock him out by slapping him
In the cheek; by cheek I mean ass cheeks; I'll be clapping them
With my scrotum filled with a fuckload of cancerous cells
So Eedee, this nutsack is calling you; you'd better answer well

Next Topic: Buttcheeks

EDIT: Whatchu gon' do now Eedee u got nuffin m8

[PAINKILLƎR]

Every time I see Aone post I think of Snakes avy cuz it's straight up ass
So full of shit it's too much to fathom with random immature acts that ain't of class
But yo, I just I hand em food for thought, but for him that can't be bought so he batters me
After I'm done with him he'll seize to exist like the supersonics, he's too weak I'm an onyx he a caterpie

Next Topic: Pain is best member

[SajN]

If there was one member in this forum
I'd present the crown to
It'd be my honour and I'd be proud to,
Pick my lil homie Painkiller, how about you?



Spiders

[Eedee]

The topic was supposed to 'bout PainKiller's grandma,
But rap is my sandbox, your brain's filled with sand, dawg.
Snake, you know this ain't the fuckin' battle cypher,
So I got nothing to bring but sick lines and half a mind to
Craft something credible, courageous and careful,
Ass fucking commences, your anus is bare though.
The patient has spared no expense,
When I'm done, I'll be back waitin' in lair's with a pen.


Next topic: GET IN THE VAN

[Snakebeast]

Well, jokes on you, slutbag, I'm about 16 years old
So get the fuck back before I call the cops, you weirdo
Then again, I'm also weird as fuck, you queer ass schmuck
Get in the van so I can fuck your weird ass up with this beer and cup

Battle cypher? You're just as scary as my shit and crap stuffed bear
You're starting shit with a teenage fuck with black and white hair
A dude who'll kick you in the cunt cause he doesn't scrap or fight fair
In fact, I'm so awesome that when you see my bare ass you get nightmares

Next Topic: Hoebags with toetags

[Squiggles123]

Toe tagging these hoe bag loving scrag fags with plastic bags man,
Holding the American flag screamin' god loves fags with a swastika on my forehead like charles manson,
I'm drastic and deranged, sarcastic and insane, better watch what you say
I ain't liable for my actions, they're unjustifiable, indescribable
Like my therapists psycho babble

Next Topic: Cheetos

[ilovebender.com]

Made out ta' maize or corn
the Cheeto craze is born
So put down that munch
and have Cheetos for lunch...

Topic: porn