Dear, Slim...

[Riis]

Dear Slim,
Is Hailie a virgin?

See you soon,
Riis.

[therapist]

Dear Slim. look at what you made us do

[Brother Debbie]

Dear Slim:

I knew you were gonna make it brah.

[eminemcn]

Dear Marshall,

please, come to China for a concert.

all chinese fans!

[Old Ghost]

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters,
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect.

Sincerely, Stan

[therapist]

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters,
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect.

Sincerely, Stan

dude I sent that same letter!

[DarrenEminem]

Dear Slim, i wrote this letter to the biggest artist/changed the hearts and minds of kids all over the world and/
ive never seen an musician so influencial/ i started listening to your weakest album Encore/ but i felt in love from curtain call to the Encore outro/ i think its normal that you dont sound like you did 13years ago/ shit has changed everyone including you/ you lost your best friend and got addicted to pills/but your music, was living on like a "spirit of God sheltered in us"/ youre in my list of tupac,big, jay and nas/ but theres no odubt you were the biggest of all time in rap/ so this was my thank you from SSLP to MMLP2/ we had tears and the laughs/ but youll always be THE RAPGOD...

[EastLondonStan7]

Dear Marshall,

From the first verse on "My Name Is" i was hooked, heard every song you've made / featured on. I've grown up with your music and bump the entire discography regularly, i've been called Stan on numerous occasions, died my hair blonde.

I didnt know what to expect from this album if im honest, Rap God got me pumped but wasnt sure on Monster on the first listen. I held off getting the "leak" and went and bought the album on release day, didnt get a chance to listen until the next morning and i've got to say it was the most enjoyable drive ive had to work in a long time, awesome. Hopefully this album will shut alot of the haters up, but people will hate regardless.

Theres two things i'd like before you retire....

1. Having never got the chance to see you live, please please please do a arena tour in the UK, no festivals just a proper arena tour for Eminem fans, bring D12. Bring all the classics from Infinite through to MMLP2.

2. Please just release one last track killing everyone in the rap game with no mercy, ending the way you started.


Now i just drank a 5th of vodka you dare me to drive?

[SpiderDiaze]

Dear, Slim

Since you're album leaked I have not masturbated to internet porn and my ballsack looks like a hot air balloon.

Diaz.

[therapist]

Dear, Slim

Since you're album leaked I have not masturbated to internet porn and my ballsack looks like a hot air balloon.

Diaz.

"NURSE! Scalpel, Sponge... wait a minute... wait a minute... it's exploding. IT"S EXPLODING!!!...

these are the results of a thousand electric hooks"

[Flamez]

Dear Slim,

Hi.

[SpiderDiaze]

Dear, Slim

Since you're album leaked I have not masturbated to internet porn and my ballsack looks like a hot air balloon.

Diaz.

"NURSE! Scalpel, Sponge... wait a minute... wait a minute... it's exploding. IT"S EXPLODING!!!...

these are the results of a thousand electric hooks"

These are the results of a thousand electric volts a neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"

[taurmauk]

Dear Slim

Thanks for your reply to my last letter, it really puts my mind at ease to know you care about your fans. Bonnie has been born and I've started a college fund for her which has really calmed me down and straightened my head out. Matthew is working hard at school saying he wants to be a doctor! I even got a job selling cars and think I'm going to propose to my girlfriend soon.

Life is good.

Stan.

[xYnDart]

Dear Slim

Is Paul a virgin?

Thanks.

[therapist]

Dear Slim

Thanks for your reply to my last letter, it really puts my mind at ease to know you care about your fans. Bonnie has been born and I've started a college fund for her which has really calmed me down and straightened my head out. Matthew is working hard at school saying he wants to be a doctor! I even got a job selling cars and think I'm going to propose to my girlfriend soon.

Life is good.

Stan.

Dear Stan, I didn't know they had internet in Hell.