Anyways I got shout outs and shit so here goes.
McMaybe: You didn’t put me first on your list because that’d seem gay, but I’ve now realized that since you didn’t put me first on your list I can freely put you first on my list because it’s CLEAR that we’re not gay. I just cosign everything you say because you’re the shit and my mentor at life. I love you more than anything on this planet and I’d definitely throw away $45 in 6 months on the first season of Bromance so we could watch it together and avoid eye-contact as our knees touch ever-so slightly. No homo. Oh and jew powers > * and btw, this year’s gonna be dope as fuck. 2012 ya dig?
Angie: My main muphukkin bean up in diz bitch. I know that you want me more than you can handle and it’s ok because I accept you. If you ever move to the east coast we can make little negro-bean babies and kill them off so we don’t have to take responsibility for them. Actually no… we’ll sell them to middle aged white people who can’t have kids and are desperate to prove they’re not racist. Anyways you’re my favorite Mexican which says a lot because there a TON of Mexican girls I’d bang without a condom on while I was on the john, so feel special and privileged. I should also let you know that you’re coming over her and it’s not so much a choice of whether you come, but whether you want to live.
McAnon: Your lyrical stylings are that of a reincarnated Albert Einstein if he didn’t wear shoes and mated with canibus. You’re like what would happen if you took a dictionary, a thesaurus, way too much time, a computer, and a reliable internet connection, mixed them all together in a big ass cauldron and sprayed it with laughing gas.
Tash8: I’m going to mention our song disturbance and pain because that shit was dope. Anyone who hasn’t read it should search it in creative writing. It’s one of Tash’s shining moments and I’m proud to say I was on that track with him. Thank you for giving me such a high position in Tash’s world. One day when I’m old, rich, and out of my mind I’ll buy an island and kidnap people so that we can play Tash’s World. I’ll probably end up hunting them all down and killing them all, but it’s alright. We’ll just get more.
TruEmFan: Well you’re probably the most openly horny member on the site (no one’s hornier than I am though) and I guess you could say I love you for it. Comments like “The more complex he (Lupe Fiasco) is the wetter I am” will always hold a special place in my heart. If I wouldn’t be judged so harshly by society I’d have sex with my disk drive every time you posted because you remain one of the only people here who can post something intelligent that’s longer than 2 sentences long. And you do so with grammatical savvy. You’re to be commended by the masses.
ShadyMadeMe: You are one of the few people with shady in their name that doesn’t make me sick. That’s why I named a drink after you in Tash’s World. If you were to ever change and become some groupie fuck I’d do you the favor and put you out of the your misery. You’re welcome
4D: You’re one of the illest lyricists I’ve ever read and you only post once in a purple striped moon and it saddens me more than you’ll ever know.
Sticcy Z: Man you’re one dick hole mother fucker, but I love you for it. If I could choose between having sex with 15 Brazilian women and hanging out with you I’d choose the sex because I know you’d want me to. But seriously I’d shoot someone that I didn’t like right in the balls just because it’d make you laugh. If I ever see you and you’re sober I’ll probably shit myself so either prepare for an awkward couple minutes or don’t ever let me see you sober.
Slimm: You tell me I run TR, I tell you I run Angie, she tells the world she wants to eat my babies, and then you follow up with 30 pictures of ass. If there were ever a definition of what a man should be then it’d be you.
Lil Pimp: You changed your name to include the phrase “Tell’ Em” and I died a little inside, but you’re still the shit even though I can’t remember if we’ve ever actually done more than just comment in the same thread.
Scott MacDougal: There was a time when I thought you were the most annoying little fuck on the board. Then I realize you aint half bad. You’re just a tall, skinny, possibly metro guy who has the same size TV as me. Word to mutha son. Btw your name change is retarded.
Sarah: Now that we’ve formed the spinny hat gang you’re officially the g’est member of the board (not that you weren’t before). People will not only fear talking to you and looking at you, but whenever they see and/or hear that name they’ll cower like an abused child that just caught his dad cheating on mommy.
Yoshi: You’re my entire top 5 illest members on TR. If I could turn you into a food I’d be completely confused as to how I gained the ability to do so and would never take advantage of the opportunity. You’re like a Dre beat with Talib writing a super diss to someone with Mos Def on the hook. You’re what would happen if God busted an enormous nut into a cup of vodka and poured it into the mold or pure bad-assness. You’re a god amongst gods and a super god amongst mere mortals.
Steve Spag: I just started interacting with you on a semi regular basis, but you’re one cool mother fucker. I’d like to make love to your creative writing drops, but that’s not possible because you don’t write in vaginas. Work on that for me.
Kez: The only thing that matches Slimm’s ass postings are your numerous headpalming/ fail picture postings. When I see your name as the most recent poster in a thread I can almost guarantee myself an orgasm. You make me laugh like a 7 year old school girl who’s being fiddled with by Uncle Mike and I wouldn’t trade that feeling for Eminem’s cock in my ass.
Chet Starr: You’re a Steeler fan which means you’re automatically on my list. If there was anyone on this board who I’d choose to watch a game with it’d be you and Zach because I’ve converted him from a on and off NFL spectator to a complete Steelers fan. Also you are one of the dopest members of the board because you have star in your name and it has 2 r’s instead of one, so that means you’re either fan-fucking-tastic or a stripper. If there’s a God then it’s both.
*MIRANDA*: Well to be honest we haven’t spoken much, but that doesn’t stop you from wanting my babies and I’m down with that. Our sex would blind the majority of people because of how filthy it would be. It would be so raunchy that Ron Jeremy himself would find it hard to watch, but would be so compelled by the impossible positions and orgasms he’d beat his dick clear off his pelvis.
SajN- You're on this list because we occasionally chat on MSN and you've just reminded me of that with your post. I love you for 2 reasons. The first reason is because you're probably the only guy I know that I'd classify as a nice guy rapper and that's awesome. The 2nd reason is because I have no fucking idea how to say your name. Word to all your relatives, they did a good job bringing you from a seed to a young man. One day if you ever make it to Pittsburgh I'll be sure to give you the least STD-ridden prostitutes I can find and pay for a good 3 hours with them.
Other Shout Outs
ThomasAguanis
Miranda
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Killa
IceKilla
C-Rizz
Boston
C-Game
A couple of the other shady[insert here] people
And a bunch of other people[/color]
If I didn’t cover you then you’re probably in the “and a bunch of other people” category. If you comment and I actually interact with you on a higher level than telling you that you’re post is decent but needs work or making your life worth living then I’ll edit you in. But to finish this off right, I’m going to post a letter that was sent to me by someone from TR.
Dear James R.,
You’re the most amazing thing since Jesus. He turned water to wine, and he could walk on water. But you can make girl’s vaginas turn into little faucets. I remember when I first realized that you were God. It was a cool summer afternoon and my girlfriend just told me that she slept with you 8 times in our bed and even though I tried I just couldn’t blame her. I then set up a shrine in your name in my room. I have more pictures of you than Tru does of Eminem in that one thread in Shady Shots. You ruined porn for me because your words alone are more orgasmic than the hardest creampie in the history of pornography. If you were to die I’d kill myself just so that I could meet you in the afterlife. I’d try to meet you now, but I know that I’m nothing but a baggie full of cunt vomit compared to your perfection.
Love,
TR Shady
Thanks for the kind, kind letter guys. I really appreciate it. I don’t know who wrote it, but I love that person and I’d let them blow me if I ever found out who they were.
even with backstage you'd still have less than 3000 
i'm speechless..
