Most Painful Thing That's Ever Happened To You .. ?

[Sophie]

I walked through a glass door but I don't remember much of it Not cause I passed out or anything, I just don't remember it lol. I guess that was pretty painful though.
Uhm. Pretty much it. Haven't broken anything yet *touches wood*.

[AbramIsaac]

I've broken my left arm twice, nearly in the same spot both times.

When I was a little kid I had a board propped up on a log and the log rolled out from under me and I sort of did a flip and landed on my hand to catch myself I guess and it snapped my arm just above my wrist. It was snapped bad, like in a "V" type shape, totally bent. Yeah, I don't remember that too well, but it didn't feel good.

About 7 years later I came down on my front wheel of my bike hard and only my front brakes locked and I went over the handle bars. I landed on my left hand to catch myself (again, as I'm left handed) and my arm basically buckled--I landed it really well, but only on one hand, and the bone just sort of couldn't handle it--and that hurt like a motherfucker. It took two weeks before my arm was actually put in a cast, as they set it--which may have hurt worse than when I broke it before I passed out with the help of the pain killers--but had to wait for the swelling to go down.

Shit hurt bad...

[Yah-hah]

Yeah man my junior year playing football and I got crushed and broke 3 ribs. had to play the rest of the season cause we didn't have very many players. And I played runningback and outside linebacker so everytime I hit or got hit I would re-crack them

[mcZu]

Got hit by a cab.

[Yah-hah]

hahahahahah they wasn't bout to take you no where :P

[mcZu]

hahahahahah they wasn't bout to take you no where :P

Heard that one before, lol.

[Cryptic Wisdom]

Mmmmmm, I was riding my bike on acid and practically got flung 60 feet through the air cause some asshole didn't slow down when he made a turn - or maybe he did, who the fuck knows, I was high.

[Slimm]

Got hit by a cab.

hahahaha i lold hard when i read that for some reason. Prolly cause of the way you wrote it lulz.

[s3nd!ke]

... when I broke my right thighbone. It happened when I was serving my time in the army. That was pretty painful, 'cause I had to do everything. Doctors gave me every time some salve, when I visited them, but that didn't help me of course. And I don't think it's fun to do 60km hike with 30-40kg equipment have on with broken leg, but I managed it thanks to painkillers.

[Yah-hah]

... when I broke my right thighbone. It happened when I was serving my time in the army. That was pretty painful, 'cause I had to do everything. Doctors gave me every time some salve, when I visited them, but that didn't help me of course. And I don't think it's fun to do 60km hike with 30-40kg equipment have on with broken leg, but I managed it thanks to painkillers.

Ha dang dude that crazy man

[Xray]

When I was 8-9 I was flying a kite on my rooftop and then I accidentally took to many steps backward going towards the stairs (cement sharp as hell type stairs) and done a back flip and cut the right top corner of my forehead. Got around 7-9? stitches not sure, but that shit shows like a mafucker on my head. Same accident happened twice, the second time I ripped my leg, again same amount of stitches. Got another cut on my forehead from smacking my head on a sharp as fuck square type pole, not sure which one hurt more but I didn't cry for any of those. I remember grabbing my leg hopping down the stairs to get to my mum so she can take me to the hospital. Back in those days, shit was hardcore when it came to stitching. I was looking at the doctor stitch my leg/forehead and never cried.

That was the only satisfying thing that happened in those days.

[Arabian Shady]

When I was 8-9 I was flying a kite on my rooftop and then I accidentally took to many steps backward going towards the stairs (cement sharp as hell type stairs) and done a back flip and cut the right top corner of my forehead. Got around 7-9? stitches not sure, but that shit shows like a mafucker on my head. Same accident happened twice, the second time I ripped my leg, again same amount of stitches. Got another cut on my forehead from smacking my head on a sharp as fuck square type pole, not sure which one hurt more but I didn't cry for any of those. I remember grabbing my leg hopping down the stairs to get to my mum so she can take me to the hospital. Back in those days, shit was hardcore when it came to stitching. I was looking at the doctor stitch my leg/forehead and never cried.

That was the only satisfying thing that happened in those days.

daym homie
been a fighter since you was born dude

umm the most painfull thing was gettin burnt (twice) by a red hot silencer on my cousins motor bike, i remember my skin peelin off and like the burnt area was black for 4 weeks, we had to use creams to like bring back sensation to that area. it was horrible

oh and i got sun burnt once and had the skin on my back like peel off , i mean literally come off like you was opening a bag of chips, simple , plain yet accompanied with excrutiating pain

[AliJack]

I was runnin around and fell onto my teeth. I got a basketball thrown at my balls. I had a football kicked at my face from a few meters away. ( I couldn't feel shit for a while, so i just screamed: "I THINK MY BRAIN MOVED" and everyone laughed at the numb right side of my face) I have a few more but can't remember.

[mcZu]

Got hit by a cab.

hahahaha i lold hard when i read that for some reason. Prolly cause of the way you wrote it lulz.

Lol, it's true though... I was 7 or something, fucking taxi driver.

[daddycoco23]

3 things, my fucking mom would hit me with a solid steel pain all over, and i was riding a skatebored some asshole through some slipper shit on the groun, i fell of the bike landing on the railings o my mballs, it freaking stinged for about 30 minutes, i to get stiches there cause there was a deep cut, it hurt like hell, got into a fight with this ass hole he slammed my head in to a metal pole, just grabbed his legs and flipped him, and he fell back head on the concrete, got into a fight for calling my GF a slut, so much there got me she broke up with me (felt bad for the guy actually)