taking my ball

[kerryjoe]

Liked it, still wished it was a deep song but it couldve easily replaced we made you

[BILI]

reading through, the reactions to this song shows ALOT about people's personalities to me

how???

[slimsoxshady]

reading through, the reactions to this song shows ALOT about people's personalities to me

how???

songs like this always do man...it's hard to explain but I know what people are like who like the song, and what the people are like who hate this song

[BILI]

reading through, the reactions to this song shows ALOT about people's personalities to me

how???

songs like this always do man...it's hard to explain but I know what people are like who like the song, and what the people are like who hate this song

ok,thats cool I guess

[professor]

people who dont like it, cool you have your own opinion. But you gotta remember, this was a relapse throw away! way before "the warning" and "Forever" came out. I mean, he even said in interviews that he was warming up on Relapse and trying to get his feel back in the game. Damn, he was just warming up and he spits crazy word play like "Taking my Ball"!! I mean this dude killed this song. I wish this was his single instead of "We made You". Relapse 2 is gonna blow minds

[MyaBby]

Yup this song really sounds like Relapse. eeh
I like it though,

[electroencephalogram]

heres my attempt at the first verse


I’m that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in your shirt slush in mud puddles
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle
Blood curdling on your girdle what’ll
I do for my next trick I’m feeling wonderful
I think I might just do something a little less subtle
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I
Put in a catheter and jump in the bath with her
In my Spiderman mask just image the
Fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim kardashians ass
And make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole

[Evil-Genius]

Its cool I love it , And once again Eminem proves that hes the only one who can add humor to his lyrics and make us laugh like hell , And Proves yet again hes Miles and Miles ahead of all rappers into makin hooks and choruses

[slimsoxshady]

make my vocals sound sexy

[slimsoxshady]

lol at the baby rap at the end
This song actually has some of the funniest combinations of words I've heard on any Eminem track

[Damarkus]

[Chorus]
does it feel so wrong does it feel so right but its allright its ok with me
ill do my dance all by self i dont need anyone to play with me
but if u just gaive me a chance i can put you in a trance the way i dance
but dont no body wanna play wiht me so i'm taking my ball and going home

[verse 1]
I’m that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in your shirt JUMP in mud puddles
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle
Blood curdling on your girdle what’ll
I do for my next trick I’m feeling wonderful
I think I might just do something a little less subtle
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I
Put in a catheter and jump in the bath with her
In my Spiderman mask just image the
Fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim kardashians ass
And make the bitch run a triathlon
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole

[chorus]

[verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your glootius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenus smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat me (Shabartan?) with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[chorus]

[verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
and assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet.
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graphitti, dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

all credit to electroencephalogram and geno

[professor]

All you do is rub gum in my hair and stufff u guys are mean!

[remd12]

woulda been a good first single

[AliJack]

I hate it.

[Wic Kid]

I like it. Accent fits in there.

Plus, it sounds like a christmas song...