taking my ball

[Relapse.LP]

That accent annoys the fuck out of me...

Disappointing, to be honest.

Aye Alijack u like Relapse?

You talking about the album or me?

Can't people get some opinions, seriously? I liked Relapse for the most part, but this track I didn't feel.

[slimsoxshady]

the thing is...no other rapper alive is doing these types of songs lol

[AliJack]

Aye Alijack u like Relapse?

You talking about the album or me?

Can't people get some opinions, seriously? I liked Relapse for the most part, but this track I didn't feel.

account : yes
album : fuck no

[dR3]

I like the song, the accent really fits.
'But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .'

Does anyone have the song without that bitch of a DJ sayin 'shade 45' on and on...?

[Relapse.LP]

Aye Alijack u like Relapse?

You talking about the album or me?

Can't people get some opinions, seriously? I liked Relapse for the most part, but this track I didn't feel.

account : yes
album : fuck no

Accent kills sometimes, doesn't it?

[AliJack]

Accent kills sometimes, doesn't it?

yeah

[Solace]

Hey Damarkus, I fixed it a bit.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
I’m that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle what’ll,
I do for my next trick I’m feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im gunna cry...I'm crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

Props to Electroencephalogram, Geno, Damarkus and me I guess

[professor]

im glad em released this song, cause it shows he doesnt give shit that people wanna hear but what he wants to hear. Thats why Ems the greatest cause he can change it up on every single song,

[AliJack]

im glad em released this song, cause it shows he doesnt give shit that people wanna hear but what he wants to hear. Thats why Ems the greatest cause he can change it up on every single song,

I'm gonna record myself taking a shit, on different days throughout an album because it whats i want to hear. Can I be the greatest now?

[Relapse.LP]

im glad em released this song, cause it shows he doesnt give shit that people wanna hear but what he wants to hear. Thats why Ems the greatest cause he can change it up on every single song,

I'm gonna record myself taking a shit, on different days throughout an album because it whats i want to hear. Can I be the greatest now?

im glad em released this song, cause it shows he doesnt give shit that people wanna hear but what he wants to hear. Thats why Ems the greatest cause he can change it up on every single song,

I guess if you want Relapse 2 to have half funny-ass-retarded songs and half angry-fuck-the-world songs, be my guest.

[wrestler1256]

im glad em released this song, cause it shows he doesnt give shit that people wanna hear but what he wants to hear. Thats why Ems the greatest cause he can change it up on every single song,

I'm gonna record myself taking a shit, on different days throughout an album because it whats i want to hear. Can I be the greatest now?

yep, imma start a new forum too... everyone go to forum.tralijack.com to discuss the new GOAT

[professor]

if u like hearin urself take a shit, then do u. Em does what he wants and not wat u want him to do.

[slimsoxshady]

this song > Relapse

[AliJack]

*heads to bathroom with tape and microphone*


time to get busy...




*comes back 2 years later with multi-platinum record* Oh, thank you Da.Relapse.Lp, you were my inspiration!

[Solace]

im glad em released this song, cause it shows he doesnt give shit that people wanna hear but what he wants to hear. Thats why Ems the greatest cause he can change it up on every single song,

I'm gonna record myself taking a shit, on different days throughout an album because it whats i want to hear. Can I be the greatest now?

im glad em released this song, cause it shows he doesnt give shit that people wanna hear but what he wants to hear. Thats why Ems the greatest cause he can change it up on every single song,

I guess if you want Relapse 2 to have half funny-ass-retarded songs and half angry-fuck-the-world songs, be my guest.

That's exactly how I want it actually.