Let's make a list

[embm]

i cant belev no guy mentioned tat she shuld be smart!
u want a dumbass g/f who thinks crzy shit like tinkerbell is real & doesnt kno who the pres. of their country is......
u cant hav a descent conversation

[BILI]

i cant belev no guy mentioned tat she shuld be smart!
u want a dumbass g/f who thinks crzy shit like tinkerbell is real & doesnt kno who the pres. of their country is......
u cant hav a descent conversation

Who wants a descent conversation,I have friends for that

[Solace]

i cant belev no guy mentioned tat she shuld be smart!
u want a dumbass g/f who thinks crzy shit like tinkerbell is real & doesnt kno who the pres. of their country is......
u cant hav a descent conversation

Yeah, you're right. I don't want a girlfriend like you, now that'd be awkward.

[embm]

u dnt want a g/f like me whos smart smh

[Solace]

The fuck is a g/f, I'm not good with fractions.

I want a fucking girlfriend not a mathematical equation, go away.

[Wic Kid]

slim
cute (as in, makes me go aww)
funny
can hold a conversation
smells nice
brunette
loyal
smaller than me
light
big eyes
cute nose
no body piecing's apart from ear lobes
no tattoo's
no obsessed ex boyfriends

Damn, dude. You want ME?

[DrunkenDeath]

i forgot about this...


at the top of my head

hair
laugh
body
um
conversational
isn't a nerd
likes to joke around
whatever

[Ella]

NO tight pants lol
NO emo hair
NO flip flops ew
clean (no metro)
has style
smell nice =P
funny
laid back
<3 video games

im not picky lol

cute (as in, makes me go aww)

^ btw matty

[JMG]

Likes-

Ass
Tits
Pussy
Eyes

Dislikes-

There ability to talk.

*smacks.

hey wtf that hurt

[Xray]

Likes-

Ass
Tits
Pussy
Eyes

Dislikes-

There ability to talk.

*smacks.


As long as they're not overly sweet, take me out for a kebab and make me laugh, i'm down

I seriously lol'd VERY hard. Kebab?

[Subzi]

At least some kind of a brain in her head, I don't care how beautiful a chick is, if she says some dumb shit I'm gone.
Eyes
Hips
Smell
Lips
Breasts
Ass

But most importantly, if theyre trustworthy. I get into relationship where the chick starts off great then something happens and she goes bonkers and I'm just left like "Whoa, what the fuck hapened?"

[DrunkenDeath]

lol, what qualifies for saying "dumb shit"?

[Sophie]

[
I seriously lol'd VERY hard. Kebab?

Kebab is my favourite takeaway, nothing wrong with it

[Just Silver]

Likes-Tits
Ass
Hair
Shorter than me
Eyes
i know it weird but eyebrows

Dislikes-Eyepatches
Chemical Burns
Annoying Laugh
Severed Arm
No Tits
Having a dick
the list goes on and on

[Subzi]

lol, what qualifies for saying "dumb shit"?

Just chicks that are completely clueless or ditzy annoy me, my friend use to date a girl that would say those jokes that aren't just not funny, but makes everyone feel awkward and offend a whole bunch of people.