Canibus & DZK (& D12) - Eminem Diss [Air Strike]

[Evil-Genius]

Sajn I think since we confirmed that D12 wasnt really on the song , it was recycled verses so I dont think D12 should be on the title against Eminem

[SajN]

Sajn I think since we confirmed that D12 wasnt really on the song , it was recycled verses so I dont think D12 should be on the title against Eminem

Still, they are in the song, even though they are just copied and pasted verses.
That's why i did (& D12)

[liger05]

Bis can match EM bar for bar. Bis aint no Ja Rule or Benzino. Total different ball game to those.

[AliJack]

and every time he sells a new album it gets at least 100K out the first week.

LMAO
-C True Hollywood Stories - Total Sales: 35,260
-Mic Club: The Curriculum - Total Sales: 32,082
-Rip the Jacker - Total Sales: 38,851
....
(sales continue to drop year by year... )

seriously, try again, or at least come up with more believable number

Shit would be the biggest battle of the century if it escalates.

OK if you think so then, can't change one's opinion

Also, you should realize you're talking about Canibus on Underground level, I don't. There you go.

Okay, okay, you love Eminem, atleast refrain from talkin' about rappers you don't know back-to-front. You talk about Canibus like you know so much about him. Have you listened to any of his albums? Or the ones you've stated? Didn't think so. Saying "GMK" doesn't make you look smart, sassy, or anythin'. You look like an ignorant idiot, I haven't listened to the man, and probably won't for the time being, but give him his fuckin' props for being a rapper and trynna keep lyricism alive goddamnit.


And on the topic of Canibus, you took the album sales you chose? What about these:


Can-I-Bus:
Sales: 386,014
Chart positions: 2 U.S.
RIAA certification: Gold

2000 B.C.:
Chart positions: 23 U.S.
Sales: 226,768


Eat that ya groupie hooch.

[DƎRDYPK]

Bis can match EM bar for bar. Bis aint no Ja Rule or Benzino. Total different ball game to those.

now this guy must have a nice taste in music

[EminemIVLife]

Another beef popping up

Oh wait, it's just an angered discussion, right?


If so, don't let me see comments where you call each other names, including Stan!


Got it?!




EDIT: I changed the title, it annoyed me.

Its also annoying me how ppl keep insulting posters on this forum in particular always calling them stans. Its not like they have bad taste or are drawn to shitty music; shits getting really annoying

[EminemIVLife]

and every time he sells a new album it gets at least 100K out the first week.

LMAO
-C True Hollywood Stories - Total Sales: 35,260
-Mic Club: The Curriculum - Total Sales: 32,082
-Rip the Jacker - Total Sales: 38,851
....
(sales continue to drop year by year... )

seriously, try again, or at least come up with more believable number

Shit would be the biggest battle of the century if it escalates.

OK if you think so then, can't change one's opinion

Also, you should realize you're talking about Canibus on Underground level, I don't. There you go.

Okay, okay, you love Eminem, atleast refrain from talkin' about rappers you don't know back-to-front. You talk about Canibus like you know so much about him. Have you listened to any of his albums? Or the ones you've stated? Didn't think so. Saying "GMK" doesn't make you look smart, sassy, or anythin'. You look like an ignorant idiot, I haven't listened to the man, and probably won't for the time being, but give him his fuckin' props for being a rapper and trynna keep lyricism alive goddamnit.


And on the topic of Canibus, you took the album sales you chose? What about these:


Can-I-Bus:
Sales: 386,014
Chart positions: 2 U.S.
RIAA certification: Gold

2000 B.C.:
Chart positions: 23 U.S.
Sales: 226,768


Eat that ya groupie hooch.

lol you just admitted you havent listened to him so stfu

[Evil-Genius]

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more time in case
Okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
That Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some shit again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again

[AliJack]

lol you just admitted you havent listened to him so stfu

I meant DZK.

[DƎRDYPK]

Whattup Em?
It's ya biggest fan
It's not even necessary to introduce who I am by now, cuz we're good friends
Remember the letter I wrote
Before Atlanta on Up In Smoke
That's the day I was gonna cut ya throat
I guess my watch was broke -- cuz by the time I woke
I seen my watch was twelve hours late and I missed the show
But none the less I'm glad that I finally reached you
Ever since the accident I've been dying to speak to you
To tell you things have changed
And I'm a different man
A different level of understanding
I'm a different Stan
Things are a lot better
I promise I won't harrass you with any letters
Saying things like "We should be together"
I meant we should start a group
The industry's full of homosexuals Slim
But I don't wanna touch you
I got a new attitude, really, I ain't mad at you
I just wanted you to recognize I got talent too


When I say talented, I don't mean battle Slim
I mean storytelling, kinda like how your album is
I been attending counselin and taking medicine
They did some tests on me at NIH in Maryland
They showed me techniques to help me deal with pressure
Whenever I remembered that crazy night when I was being reckless
Drivin with a deathwish
On the bridge and I crashed into a Lexus
Right before I finished that last sentence
I was listening to Xzibit's album "Restless"
The next thing I knew I was under water and breathless
I was unconscious for a second
Literally dying to go to heaven
Till some fellas came and pulled me from the wreckage
They started CPR, then they called the paramedics
In retrospect I probably shoulda used a gun to end it
By the time the car sunk
My pregnant girlfriend was still in the trunk
And I was still feelin kinda drunk
The ambulance came and they put me on the stretcher
Hooked me up to the IV and checked my blood pressure
One of them was so concerned that they wouldn't leave
He hopped in the back of the ambulance and rolled up some trees
My vision was blurry, I couldn't really see
I just remember his voice talking to me
In the emergency room
I needed surgery to get some glass removed
And fifty stitches for my wounds



After a couple months of therapy
I figured I was as ready as I'd ever be
I wanted to be an emcee
He took me to shows wit him
He let me flow wit him
He let me write some rhymes and go on tour wit him
I really believed in him
I decided to team wit him
And now I'm overseas wit him, gettin cheese wit him
And I'm MC'ing wit him
I'm havin the best time of my life
And I'm writin the best rhymes of my life (both *rhymes of my life*)
He introduces me to people as his lyrical equal
Let me write a rhyme on his album and even produce a beat too
He ain't see-through
I can't see him frontin
He's not the type to call you just because he needs something
That's what I like about him
I wouldn't want to rock a mic without him
He's got cajones and he's not a coward
Matter-a-fact, I think he met you
It was the day you came to his video shoot with DJ, Jimmy's nephew
'Clef stepped to him and told him he should step to you
That you was ghost writin for L, but that wasn't true
You was lookin at him the same way I'm lookin at you
Why can't we be friends Em'?
I don't want nothin from you
You see there's a little bit of Stan in all of us
Tell me where you think all of these record sales spawn from
Talkin 'bout Britney and Christina Aguilera
Nsync too, have you ever looked in a mirror?
Your hair ain't really blonde, and ya eyes ain't blue
So never diss me, cuz when you diss me your dissin you.

the idea of him writing as Stan is funny
the story telling is dope

[EminemIVLife]

k lol that looked mad suspect

[Evil-Genius]

Canibus Sucks end of discussion.

[DƎRDYPK]

Canibus Sucks end of discussion.

As Em said back in 99
"You don't listen to Canibus. you don't listen to hip hop"

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

Canibus Sucks end of discussion.

As Em said back in 99
"You don't listen to Canibus. you don't listen to hip hop"

[Evan C.]

Shut the fuck up. He's above you're fuckin' level. Go listen to fack, that shit's complex, right?

Yes, "whoever signed you must be runnin the circus cuz you a clown" is above my level. That shit is sooo genius and dope.

Not that MY LEVEL fucking matters to the discussion in any way shape or form. You're about as good at dissing people as Canibus is.