Interesting Questions

by **D'Leh** » Nov 27th, '09, 02:49

Atheism is a non-prophet organization?
Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? I know why the numbers are in this order but not the alphabet:-)
If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
If your parents didn't have children, are your chances good that you won't either.

by **Just Silver** » Nov 27th, '09, 02:52

where did u get these lol

by **shadeonback** » Nov 27th, '09, 02:53

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. talk

sounds like things lil wayne could use in his songs

by **Just Silver** » Nov 27th, '09, 02:55

shadeonback wrote:Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. talk

sounds like things lil wayne could use in his songs

True lol he has weird ass similies sometimes
like "Fly go hard like geese erection"

by **shadeonback** » Nov 27th, '09, 02:58

3m1n3m Silver wrote:
shadeonback wrote:Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. talk

sounds like things lil wayne could use in his songs

True lol he has weird ass similies sometimes
like "Fly go hard like geese erection"

gotta give lil wayne credit for this

"I own the swagger supermarket an you, you just a bag boy"