How Old Are You Bitchess?

[Bistnal]

I'd like to throw one baby at another baby

He's not the only one, I throw babies for a hobby

[Emadyville]

Please just no one start with the dead baby jokes

[Bistnal]

Please just no one start with the dead baby jokes

Why not?

[Solace]

You're all twisted people

I'm gunna go chew off a squirrel's ballsack and feed it to its children to get this off of my mind

[Bistnal]

You're all twisted people

I'm gunna go chew off a squirrel's ballsack and feed it to its children to get this off of my mind

Well go enjoy yourself

[Solace]

I'm enjoying myself a little too much. The balls just came out and its all squishy. The squirrel made some high pitched screams as I slit its throat. It tried attacking me. But, as usual Solace succeeds. The younger squirrels had a tough time eating the testicles, but they did. I feel accomplished.

[Bistnal]

I'm enjoying myself a little too much. The balls just came out and its all squishy. The squirrel made some high pitched screams as I slit its throat. It tried attacking me. But, as usual Solace succeeds. The younger squirrels had a tough time eating the testicles, but they did. I feel accomplished.

You enjoyed yourself too much, you shouldn't feel accomplished for something as elementary as that! Now isn't it your bed time?

[Solace]

It's the holidays I don't have a bed time.

But usually, when I DO have school and its a weekday, my bedtime is 11PM. Just something I thought you'd like to know

[Bistnal]

It's the holidays I don't have a bed time.

But usually, when I DO have school and its a weekday, my bedtime is 11PM. Just something I thought you'd like to know

I see. I'll remember that for future reference. Holiday break for my bro. and sis doesn't 't start for 2 days so I assumed the same for you lol.

[Solace]

Ah, cool. mine started last Friday

So your sister single?

[Bistnal]

That's cool, even though you started the same day as the last day of the semester for my college, weird. And she is but you have a better chance of meeting God than finding out any more than that (even though coincidentally she is your age...barely)

[Solace]

I don't believe in God so ha. Guess I have a chance now.

[Bistnal]

I don't believe in God so ha. Guess I have a chance now.

lmfao Ok, fine. But all I was just trying to do was to get your hopes up so you'll crash harder. Either way she'd be the last person you would want to meet

[Solace]

Is it...is it because she...she's a he

[Bistnal]

Is it...is it because she...she's a he

lmfao, you jumped to an extreme there No, she'll just get you to kill yourself fairly quickly without much effort and that's just the tip of the iceberg.