I`m the rhymin' "Son Of Sam", Biro the gun in hand, and every sacred verse is sick,
I leave the papers nerves in bits, I`m 44 calibre's iller than David Berk-o-witz
A dangerous journalist who hurls 'n spits words 'n skits, and no rap is sicker,
Every dissin coward who spits a vowel gets disemboweled by Jack The Ripper,
Im draftin scriptures as sick as graphic pictures taken at Ed Gein's place,
I`m rippin' pussies with Ted B's pace when I parade a text these days,
On vexed beef days I eat scribbled words like little girls on a platter dish,
I`m no battered fish, I make faggits run out the closet like Albert Fish,
No catchers mitt could capture this chapterists rhyme or even touch it,
When my grammar rhymes on evil subjacts it's hammer time like Peter Sutcliffe
The Yorkshire Ripper, I torture scriptures and romp stomper with the Nazi's,
More Lobster in my panties than Pedro ALonso, the "Monster Of The Andes",
He plundered three hundred teens asunder, mass murder with no max limits,
Like Pedro I prolifically pulverise puny pussies, but with pro rap lyrics.
I don't have critics, 'cos I`m untouchable like Al Capone and Mc Hammer,
To oppose my deadly grammar's to stagger home with Jeffrey Dahmer,
I don't envy glamour, or wealthy scammers dwellin in Large Mansions,
'Cos i got addicted fans to inact the sickest plans since Charles Mansons,
I don't charge ransoms, I abduct minds for fun 'n scan the shady scoreboards
In battles I produce more bodies than John Wayne Gacy's floorboards.
Thanks for reading, any feedback is much appreciated!!
EDit:
People mentioned so far:
David Berkowitz (Son Of SAm/ .44 Calibre Killer)
Jack The Ripper (Disembowelled his victims with surgical precision)
Ed Gein (When police entered his house of horrors they found seat upholstered in human skin, nipple belts, lamphades made of skin, skinned womans breasts with a strap added so he could wear it. Not to mention loads of other sick shit!)
Ted Bundy (Had a ferocious appetite to kill women, and he used to mutilate the genitals, etc)
Albert Fish (Jumped out a wardrobe to capture, cook and eat a little girl)
Peter Sutcliffe (The Yorkshire Ripper, murdered prostitutes, mostly using a hammer)
Pedro Alonso (Monster Of The Andes, most prolific serial killer ever, killed 300+, lobster was a play on crabs)
Jeffrey Dahmer (Used to take Gays home, beat them to death, screw them and eat them)
Charles Manson (Had an occult and brainwashed some women to kill some celebrities)
John Wayne Gacy (Murdered 54 kids, and buried them under his house)
Some other explanations:
No battered fish: No cod, In Ireland a cod is a fish, but also a slang word for a "joke". I`m no joke.
