CYPHER - Topical rhymes (4-8 lines, read guidelines)

[mdemaz]

The UK is where you stay
I have a few cousins there in the UK
where you stay
I moved there one day
woke up and started a new day
in the UK.

Yes I'm high.

[Sam.]

yeah i am fucking high but not on drugs ,
in someone's eyes that's all i need in this world,
it means i lived up to their expectations ,
and did best to my skills and satisfaction,
but when you realize that your efforts were made fun of,
behind your back ,that fact itself is hard to feed of,
then you decipher the real feeling behind their words,
sugar coated naah more like piss covered with dirt.

next topic: courage .

[mdemaz]

Is something we have
mean fags and clean rags
cut out my spleen bad
bleed rad and act like charlie sheen's dad.

Toast.

[Flowsmooth]

Last night I cracked some eggs along with some french toast
I ain't talkin about the food though,im talkin about them hoes
Didn't only moan 'oh god,flow!' but also 'i love a filipino!'
She screamed and scratched 'till i had some cramps yo


balloons

[ilovebender.com]

popping balloons, watch this shit burst
like Hidenburg
or worse
Macky D' balloons and hot air too

Cartoons

[-[Zach]-]

when you see me with my jarred shrooms
that's when you know its time to watch cartoons
chew up a handful and slam some orange juice
don't know how many grams I ate, but its more than two
about to trip, smoke a splif to scooby doo
and hope the shrooms kick in for looney tunes



house party

[Tranquil]

Walk into the scene like a motherfucking boss/
Got the pimp lean, ready to pick up, cause i suffered a loss/
The music pumpin', chicks dancin' and prancin' around/
Im downin' the keg, fuck it fell got back up from the ground/
Shits going off, blind drunk hookin' up/
Chicks showing their tits, just my motherfucking luck/
The cops around the corner ready to shut it down/
Always ruin a good time, fell in the pool almost drown/


Serial Killers..

[ilovebender.com]

Serial Killers..

Life is cereal, for real, I'm Al Gore
an' shit gets cereal!
I'm cereal!
ManBearPig'll come an' get you,
then mess you! - Cereally! Not
like a 'bowla Life Cereal but cut fro' then hide
fo' a month or two, series o' homocides Ho!'
- What you 'gonna do?

Next topic: Jaded about Love 'people become objects'

[GLed412]

Since Bender didn't exactly follow the guidelines I'm goin here

Always ruin a good time, fell in the pool almost drown/
Serial Killers..

Theres some hell up in the tool shed
Shits gonna go down
As Im walkin down the darkest alleyway up in the town
And I like to get my sharpest knife
Cut me up a frown
Why r u so goddamn serious?
Do I look like a clown?
Ima make this bitch delirious
And hang her upside down
Then Ill eat her up like vegetables
Pound after pound
"Oh there's no point in screamin honey,
They can't hear a sound"

[GLed412]

Dammit, I accidentally double posted mine and deleted the second one and it deleted both of them

[ilovebender.com]

Basically the topic is: Loveless sex and thinking less of the human race for it. Losing faith and getting laid. (Jaded Love)

Fuck it
Nobody
Got it
I'll - Drop it
Swap it,
For a new - Topic.

Next topic. Xbox 360

[Sam.]

Basically the topic is: Loveless sex and thinking less of the human race for it. Losing faith and getting laid. (Jaded Love)

Fuck it
Nobody
Got it
I'll - Drop it
Swap it,
For a new - Topic.

Next topic. Xbox 360

i wrote some thing on that a while with a diff angle ,now where's that paper

[_Steven_]

Someone post a real topic so this can continue.

[ilovebender.com]

Loveless sex or xbox 360, I already gave those 2.

I just called loveless sex 'jaded love' but it's the same thing, to me.

[GLed412]

Internet

When I need knowledge
To help with college
I just use the internet
And invest my wallet

Cause it is my best bet
I should use the potential
And it's gettin pretty wet
The downpour is torrential

And the internet's the shit
Got no need for a jacket
Not a sentimental kid
A girlfriends what I'm lackin

Sorry forgot to post a topic
Next Topic: Candy