taking my ball

[voice23]

this is def a Relapse throw away...his rhyme scheme is sick...but its total Relapse spittin about the same dumb shit....he said Relapse 2 will be very different in contrast to Relapse--Mr.Porter said the same...THANK GOD!....cuz this doodoo lol...but he is hittin punch line after punch line lol...shit is funny for a listen or two....but Im waitin for the real Em...the deep Eminem

[professor]

Im done fighting. Everyone has an opinion and ill respect regardless. Im taking my ball and going home

[slimsoxshady]

Im done fighting. Everyone has an opinion and ill respect regardless. Im taking my ball and going home

[professor]

Im done fighting. Everyone has an opinion and ill respect regardless. Im taking my ball and going home

it took me a lot of thought. by the way, im guessin ur hopin Yankees get their ass whipped tonite

[Wic Kid]

the fact that so many eminem fans care about the way he accentuates his words shows how superficial most of them are.

Right. But when DMX barks in his songs, its all good. Its his style...

[slimsoxshady]

it took me a lot of thought. by the way, im guessin ur hopin Yankees get their ass whipped tonite

why yes I do lol
...not really working out so far but we still got time

[Robbie G]

Chorus is catchy and verses are funny as fuck.

Yeah yeah accent is annoying and lyrics are pointless but it's a funny throwaway track and im fine with it.

[Wic Kid]

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room

I think he says:

"Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back room"

But thats just me...

Not quite. But you've helped me get the whole line.

"Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom"

I don't think he'd rhyme back room twice in a row.

Yap, it is IN THE BACK, BOOM.

And check on the 2nd verse. In the beginning, your lyrics say Houdini twice. I dont think he says Houdini the second time. Might wanna check it out...

EDIT: I think he says "disappear like a genie". What do u think?

[Eminem4Life1006]

The lyrics were alright....the hook was very catchy I can't get it out of my head . Overall, its a funny/playful song.

[Tash8]

i'm just trying to understand why he'd put a song like this on a record with jayz

[Wic Kid]

i'm just trying to understand why he'd put a song like this on a record with jayz

Cuz he doesnt give a fuck. He's just doin his thing, and part of it is not givin a fuck...

[Dark Blue]

Hey Damarkus, I fixed it a bit.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
I’m that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle what’ll,
I do for my next trick I’m feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a like a genie.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for?,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im gunna cry...I'm crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

Props to Electroencephalogram, Geno, Damarkus and me I guess

i only fixed like 2 words in the 2nd verse im almost 100% sure he says "like a jeannie"

[Evil-Genius]

FINAL VERSION

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance.
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
I’m that guy man, shove a dime in up my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals,
Slut, poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl, now lets cuddle,
Blood curdling you're gurgling on your blood what’ll,
I do for my next trick? I’m feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick it up Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an asshole?

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a like a genie.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Wiener's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a cuisinart
And mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom!
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for?,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my stance all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im gunna cry...I'm crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

Great thanks bro

[Solace]

^^You see the results of awesome TR members joining forces to type up accurate song lyrics

Can't wait for 192kbs-320kbs releases!

[Solace]

it's "I'll do all my steps all by myself" in the chorus, not stance.

because he's talking about dancing by himself

Alright edit that and THEN its accurate