Chuck Norris Appreciation Thread

[Wic Kid]

Bow to the man.

[Tomega]

this should have been done a loooong time ago.

i throw in some facts:

when Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesnt get up, he pushes the earth down.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

[Wic Kid]

Chuck Norris supposed to be in the Street Fighter game, but they kicked them out; cuz no matter what button you press, he always does a round kick.

[Bistnal]

I refuse to bow.

[Wic Kid]

I refuse to bow.

Then die.

[voice23]

by Wic Kid on Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:54 pm

Bistnal wrote:I refuse to bow.


Then die.

LMAO

[Bistnal]

I refuse to bow.

Then die.

Good luck trying to kill me. You'll need it.

[Bistnal]

Then die.

Good luck trying to kill me. You'll need it.

how old are you? and I can hadouken a niqqa so I ain't worried

18. why ?

[Wic Kid]

Chuck Norris waits.

[Tomega]

chuck norris can divide by zero.

[Bistnal]

chuck norris can divide by zero.

So can I

[Wic Kid]

chuck norris can divide by zero.

Soak an eye

Why would he do that?

[Bistnal]

chuck norris can divide by zero.

Soak an eye

Why would he do that?

So he can enjoy it more before he eats it. Didn't you know, he's also a cannibal.

[Wic Kid]

Chuck Norris doesnt eat. His stomach provides itself with food..

[Bistnal]

Chuck Norris doesnt eat. His stomach provides itself with food..

What if he just wanted to enjoy the simple pleasure of taste?? Maybe he doesn't need to eat, but what if he wants to? Ever think of that?