finish the story

[DrunkenDeath]

there was once a man named eric thompson
one day eric thompsan lost his wheel while driving down highway 54
eric thompson stopped the car before he went to a flip and crashed
and so he jumped out and hit the ground expecting a crash
after having his hands covering his head, he continued to wait to hear a loud smash
he looked behind and saw that the car didn't move
erc thompson stood up and starred at the car
and then he saw another car coming along
he waved his arms in the air hoping that this car would stop to help
?????

[DƎRDYPK]

the car hit him and he died

[shadeonback]

[DrunkenDeath]

and so the bird looked down at it's finished meal
this bird was no ordinary bird
bacuz it had super eating power
the bird flew up and searched for more breakfast
and flew across the ????

[SajN]

...dick

[DrunkenDeath]

have some imagination