Best Punchlines Emcee

[Spyder]

discuss...

i hear alot of Talk on Big L, Cassidy, Joe Budden

personally idk

Edit: and list some of their punchline songs

[Spyder]

peep the edit

[RealSickLindley]

Royce packs his verses with punchlines. You can listen to ANY of his songs, and come out with a dope and clever quotable. However i think the GOAT of the art was Big L.

[KillahBee]

Vakill.....
''Left bitches ass cheeks peeled apart
got pussy falling from the heavans-I dont whether to fuck or build an arc''

''I auto pilot my technique so even if I sleep on my own shit its still fly''

''Wifes an acronym for Wash Iron Fuck Etc''

''God gave me brains in both heads, so when I masturbate its a stroke of genius while Im perverting broken english''

''My status in this rap game is sea section (why?) because Im a cut above you pussies'' killer line

''Tatooed F.U.N on my dick for Fuck U N****s while I poke FUN at your bitches''

Dudes a punchline machine!

[KrazyKane]

"If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you cant kill me I was born dead"

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa ,
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper,
they wanna know why im so fly,
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!"

"I wasn't poor i was PO i couldn't afford the OR"

"A hardcore life I toast to ex flaw
therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law"

"Me being a virgin?, that's idiotic, cause if Big L got AIDS every cutie in the city got it"

"Yo, ima put you out ya misery, and after this n*gga, ima put you inna social studies book cause you're history"

"You aint a leader, what, nobody followed you,
you was never sh*t, your mother should have swallowed you"

Big L has so much good ones.

[KrazyKane]

''Tatooed F.U.N on my dick for Fuck U N****s while I poke FUN at your bitches''

[Spyder]

those were dope tho ive heard some as like sayings

[KillahBee]

"If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you cant kill me I was born dead"

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa ,
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper,
they wanna know why im so fly,
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!"

"I wasn't poor i was PO i couldn't afford the OR"

"A hardcore life I toast to ex flaw
therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law"

"Me being a virgin?, that's idiotic, cause if Big L got AIDS every cutie in the city got it"

"Yo, ima put you out ya misery, and after this n*gga, ima put you inna social studies book cause you're history"

"You aint a leader, what, nobody followed you,
you was never sh*t, your mother should have swallowed you"

Big L has so much good ones.

Good call on Big L, one of my favorite emcees ''a chick asked me for a ring so I put one around her whole eye'' Dude was a nutcase

[KrazyKane]

"If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you cant kill me I was born dead"

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa ,
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper,
they wanna know why im so fly,
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!"

"I wasn't poor i was PO i couldn't afford the OR"

"A hardcore life I toast to ex flaw
therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law"

"Me being a virgin?, that's idiotic, cause if Big L got AIDS every cutie in the city got it"

"Yo, ima put you out ya misery, and after this n*gga, ima put you inna social studies book cause you're history"

"You aint a leader, what, nobody followed you,
you was never sh*t, your mother should have swallowed you"

Big L has so much good ones.

Good call on Big L, one of my favorite emcees ''a chick asked me for a ring so I put one around her whole eye'' Dude was a nutcase

Yeah the dude is crazy. I love this line.

"I knocked so many teeth out i made the tooth fairy bankrupt"

[KillahBee]

Heres one of the best battle rap tracks ever, this will take a few listens to catch most of the punches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2q7aY-4Yaw

''Half-Hitler, half-Jewish, I'm gassed off myself'' that is fucking genius!

[KrazyKane]

Papoose has some nasty ones too.

"Kill a christian with a cross on my neck just so god could watch"

"You think you a 'G' cause you got shot?..you buggin',
That dont make you a thug, the n*gga that shot you was thuggin"

"Killers'll put the glocks to your memry
I'ma son of a gun, so if im coming my pops comin with me"

"Yesterday u was a blood but u flip tonight
cause u like that shit that killed Superman, you's a "Crip Tonight."

"Yall n*ggaz is jews, so I'ma out do Hitler"

"Before u go on the booth to talk about papoose
Always remember, The vocal Booth Sound Proof, Not Bullet Proof!"

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[Strictt Ame]

Big L
Slaughter House
Papoose-
"They say keep your enemies close, keep my enemies close for what
I catch my enemy close Im'a roast his guts"
JR Writer
40 Cal-
"You could spell bag and still wouldnt B-A-G"

Too many to name..

[Robbie G]

They think I'm spellin Iverson when the Beef All Done
Cause you'll be on IV in The ER-SON

-40 Cal

[AliJack]

Chino XL - No Complex, Riiiot!
Ludacris - Hip Hop quotables, Coming To America, pretty much anythin on Word Of Mouf.
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