I got plated...

[Jay-19]

Was reaching for a glass when a plate fell right on my eye.
Gonna get the biggest black eye ever...


Now I just need to come up with some gangsta explanation, because a plate in the face ain't really that gangsta... so any ideas?

[Kosovic]

Beaten up and got jacked the fuck up for your bling bling?

[*MIRANDA*]

sry



say u had sum kinky sex..

[DƎRDYPK]

say u had sum kinky sex..

[Kosovic]

say u had sum kinky sex..

Black eye from kinky sex? Exactly what he did during it, got a cumshot in the eye?

[Jay-19]

I'll go with that Miranda... and I'll say it was with you.

[mcZu]

say u had sum kinky sex..

Black eye from kinky sex? Exactly what he did during it, got a cumshot in the eye?

A dick head slapping his eye would be more likely.

[Kosovic]

say u had sum kinky sex..

Black eye from kinky sex? Exactly what he did during it, got a cumshot in the eye?

A dick head slapping his eye would be more likely.

You speak from experience?

[mcZu]

A dick head slapping his eye would be more likely.

You speak from experience?

Thank God not. Getting vaginal fluid in your eye isn't quite funny though..

[Kosovic]

A dick head slapping his eye would be more likely.

You speak from experience?

Thank God not. Getting vaginal fluid in your eye isn't quite funny though..

They taste funny vag fluids tho....

No i didnt say that.

[*MIRANDA*]

I'll go with that Miranda... and I'll say it was with you.

id never hurt you that bad

[Jay-19]

^ No, you'd just smack me up a little bit, right?

[*MIRANDA*]

^ No, you'd just smack me up a little bit, right?

exactly

[gutawafang]

You fell as you landed in a parachute. Now that's gangsta.

[Kosovic]

^ No, you'd just smack me up a little bit, right?

exactly

Rainboobs stop fronting, we all know ur an innocent little girls from the subs...............and thats gangsta.