Why did jesus die on a cross?

[Kosovic]

That didnt make absolute sense.

[mcZu]

Blame Google translator.

[Kosovic]

I am finnin to go on a date with miss Blue...something. Babyblue yeah. PRoblem is.... around 10.000 miles distance. Does anyone know any group in Detroit that is willing to commit overseas abduction?

[mcZu]

^You should ask Chambers, dude has the whole Tri-state under his command. He might even hace connections in the D.

[Kosovic]

No idea what that meant, but it sounded oooooooooooosome.

[mcZu]

That was the point.

[Kosovic]

Osomeness as the fullest.

[mcZu]

Osomeness as the fullest.

[Kosovic]

ALAHU AKBER ALAHU AKBER!!!!

[mcZu]

I don't know why I posted that, I hate Turks actually. Even if I have friends that are Turkish, they fron too much. Well, not really hate them, just.. You know.

And Osomeness sounds like Ossoman, you know..

[Kosovic]

Why, you think we love them?

Srbijaaaaaaaaaa je na kosmetuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Oj kosovooooooooooooooo, oj kosovoooooooooo, doci cu ti jaaaaaaaaaa ponooooovooooooo
Metohijooooooooooooo, metohijooooooooooooo, nisam te zaboraviooooooooooooo

[mcZu]

Je bempti mati

Is that correct?

[Kosovic]

Well i suppose the way it sounds does refer to the oh-so-common insult in the balkans, but grammatically.... far from it.

Jebem

Ti

Mater

Ajde, try again.

[mcZu]

Jebem ti swestra?

[Kosovic]

Jebem ti sestru