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Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby iZo » Feb 27th, '10, 04:18

Post them now

And the artist who made them if you can.

So Far:

mental plane like Enola Gay
openin a backstabber's throat with my shoulder blades

unsheath my knife and carve the date of my death in the tree of life
Jesus Christ, if I get cold feet I'll walk on water till I turn the sea to a sheet of ice

we go out on a limb like a pair of gloves

they say words are weapons well I guess I'm armed to the teeth

accelerate time so when in my precense
10 years of ya life is condensed to within a tenth of a second

My entrourage plot on top of Scotland yard
Cause we above the law

Burying peace pipes
Diggin up the hatchet

Haven't started to rap yet this is
Just the sound of my breathing

-Possessed

I can say don't rhyme....
and it's gon' rhyme

- Lil Wayne

''Im so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet''

'''My status in this rap game is sea-section, why? because I'm a cut above you pussies''

''Whats the meaning of CRIME? Is it C.riminals R.obbing I.nnocent M.otherfuckas E.verytime?


"i never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death"
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby GoodGirlsGetGutted » Feb 27th, '10, 07:31

My entrourage plot on top of Scotland yard
Cause we above the law

Burying peace pipes
Diggin up the hatchet

Haven't started to rap yet this is
Just the sound of my breathing

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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby Satire » Feb 27th, '10, 07:33

I can say don't rhyme....
and it's gon' rhyme

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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby iZo » Feb 27th, '10, 08:20

Satire wrote:I can say don't rhyme....
and it's gon' rhyme

:o


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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby Kez » Feb 27th, '10, 14:42

Satire wrote:I can say don't rhyme....
and it's gon' rhyme

:o


That's not witty that's just fucking dumb.
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby Xray » Feb 27th, '10, 14:58

Kez wrote:
Satire wrote:I can say don't rhyme....
and it's gon' rhyme

:o


That's not witty that's just fucking dumb.

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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby KillahBee » Feb 27th, '10, 15:13

''Im so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet''

'''My status in this rap game is sea-section, why? because I'm a cut above you pussies''

''Whats the meaning of CRIME? Is it C.riminals R.obbing I.nnocent M.otherfuckas E.verytime?

Theres loads more but those are the ones that I thought of straight away
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That ain't even the half what they might do
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby Wic Kid » Feb 27th, '10, 15:40

Pretty much everything Marchelo has ever written. Even too witty to understand some of them.
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby Wic Kid » Feb 27th, '10, 15:42

Coleon wrote:
Wic Kid wrote:Pretty much everything Marchelo has ever written. Even too witty to understand some of them.


oh shit sounds witty :coffee:

Doesnt it?
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby dR3 » Feb 27th, '10, 15:46

Satire wrote:I can say don't rhyme....
and it's gon' rhyme

:o

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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby Wic Kid » Feb 27th, '10, 15:49

@Coleon:
It'd be pretty stupid to translate his bars to English, you know? It wouldnt sound witty as much as it should. Just like when I translate bars from american rappers to croatian. It sounds...kinda dumb, I dont know. Or at least it loses half of its wittines.
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby Xray » Feb 27th, '10, 16:40

KillahBee wrote:''Im so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet''

Doesn't make sense, cause he would have to go back in time to see his parents meet, not ahead of time. So basically that rhyme is dumb as hell.
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby KillahBee » Feb 27th, '10, 21:10

Xray wrote:
KillahBee wrote:''Im so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet''

Doesn't make sense, cause he would have to go back in time to see his parents meet, not ahead of time. So basically that rhyme is dumb as hell.

He means that he was born before his parents even meet, ie. ahead of his time, it makes sense to me :confusion:
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby iZo » Feb 27th, '10, 21:15

I should've been more specific, could you guys post the artist who came up with them too.
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Re: Wittiest Rap Bars You know

Postby slimsoxshady » Feb 27th, '10, 21:19

KillahBee wrote:
Xray wrote:
KillahBee wrote:''Im so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet''

Doesn't make sense, cause he would have to go back in time to see his parents meet, not ahead of time. So basically that rhyme is dumb as hell.

He means that he was born before his parents even meet, ie. ahead of his time, it makes sense to me :confusion:

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