by Scrawl » Mar 5th, '10, 18:02
Here's some stuff I thinks pretty witty good topic I'll do more another day
- Eminem
"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"
"I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory"
"I showered the slang, simple as ABC's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with ease (E's)"
"I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me
With the agility to escape a killer bee colony"
"Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket"
"You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album."
"I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you, and cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue."
"Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records, well I do so fuck him and fuck you too."
"Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illing to stop.
Amoxacilin is just not real enough."
"Fuck money I don't rap for dead presidents
I'd rather see the president dead
It's never been said but I set precedents"
"Sixty slutz all of them dying from asphixia
after they sip piss through a christopher reeves sippie cup"
"And smack em' with the backward E the Eminem em-belem"
"So at night before I sleep I look in the mirror
The mirror glows lips and it whispers come nearer "
"you think your Tom Sawyer,
til I pull you out the fucking story book and stomp on ya"
"boy, I told you boy, Im a Soldier boy, Im DeShaun,
Holten in this Bitch, Im the Proof boy your a fraud"
"hopped up holding an axe and saw
jason mask is off but my face is plastered in tobasco sauce"
Royce
"When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money"
"If what you've written's never been wrote, then why you all punchlines
are you tellin a joke?"
"Puttin money on ya head like im payin yo barber"
- Immortal Technique
"Using numerology, to count the people I sent to Heaven
Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7"
"These bullets`ll touch your kids, and I don`t mean like Michael"
"My metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch
Like an escape tunnel in prison, i started from scratch "
"cause if you go platinum, it's got nothing to do with luck
it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck"
