1-2 liners that make you laugh

by **haste2492** » Mar 15th, '10, 02:27

my lifes like, kinda what my wifes like
fucked up, after i beat her fuckin ass every night, ike.

by **Wic Kid** » Mar 15th, '10, 02:28

First two lines from Insane.

by **Arrinef** » Mar 15th, '10, 02:29

I might just be Ted Bundy,
Or satan gee what a site to see im dancin in my red panties

that shit gets me every time :y:

by **GoodGirlsGetGutted** » Mar 15th, '10, 02:30

You feel like you been sticking your fucking dick in a hearse.

by **Wic Kid** » Mar 15th, '10, 02:32

ArrineF wrote:I might just be Ted Bundy,
Or satin gee what a site to see im dancin in my red panties

that shit gets me every time

Isnt it Satan?

by **Arrinef** » Mar 15th, '10, 02:50

Wic Kid wrote:
ArrineF wrote:I might just be Ted Bundy,
Or satin gee what a site to see im dancin in my red panties

that shit gets me every time

Isnt it Satan?

my bad

by **Rabbi** » Mar 15th, '10, 03:04

Cut you with the razor I use to shave my nuts with!

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

by **X'ed Up** » Mar 15th, '10, 03:06

Bagpipes From Baghdad:

"Nothing will stop me from molesting you, titty fucking you 'til breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles."

Hilarious! :laughing:

by **UofLCard** » Mar 15th, '10, 03:08

Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay

by **Elision** » Mar 15th, '10, 03:15

As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot
I'ma be in a canoe paddlin', makin' fun of your yacht

that one had me on the floor the first time i heard it :laughing:

just picturing him from 99 sitting down in a canoe flipping off a passing-by yacht :laughing:

by **BabyBLue91** » Mar 15th, '10, 03:48

it's just me being me, here want me to tone it down?
[LOW pitch] Suck my fuckin dick, you faggot. You happy now?

Our house:
"Alright, here. Take your damn coat and leave"
"Finally! Mom! You cut off the sleaves!"

& pretty much that whole song^