1-2 liners that make you laugh

[Heffernan]

like the whole song "cum on everybody"

woman all grabbing at me shishkabob, bought hills tape so her kids could starve

i got bitches on my dock out in east detroit, cuz they think that im a motherfucking beastie boy..so i told em i was mike D...they was like gee i dont know he might be..

to name a few...that songs hillarious

the enforcer, looking for more women to torture
walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her

dont mean to lesbian offend
but lindsay please come back to seeing men
samanthas a 2..your practically a 10

cmon toots give me the valium
ally-oop

uhhhh...idk eminem is pretty funny tho..i gotta say

our house is pretty damn hillarious too
when he was trying to get back in his house

"it IS two-pack shaker i just asked him"
(2pac shakur)

[PhilTh3thriLL]

My fucking grip is tighter than my wife's vagina, sike!

[KrazyKane]

Fuck you too bitch call the cops
I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
For some reason that part always makes me laugh.

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)
like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid

[csg370]

And i'll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)

Makes me laugh every time.

[Pllumi]

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head

[studligudfuk]

Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck?
Hold still, swallow this birth control pills slut
Fuck, pump so much cum in your stomach that when I pull out
A years and a half old body, deranged baby fall out.

Funnyest lines ever

[shadyfreakzul]

they are many funny lines but watch deez just came to my head.

I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
and never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed

[obzion]

Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

[Jay-19]

You see this bullethole in my neck? It's self-inflicted
Doctor slapped my mama "bitch you got a sick kid!"

That shit is funny as hell!

[professor]

"Talkin bout i fabricated my past, hes just aggravated i wont ejaculate in his ass"

[KieranLewisEM]

just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on, stick it up Kim Kardashian’s ass and make the bitch run a triathlon. random as fuck to imagine that lmao

[dR3]

Hippitty caca - poo poo

[Dani911]

"I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?"

omfg the way he says that xD.. it's awesome

btw nice thread!

[embm]

man so many

I rip [Mystikal's] voicebox out, scream in his ear (ahhh!)
It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it

"Yeah I don't think this guy is well.." I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail

so many in my fault
our house

Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long
I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you with no pants on
Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touchdown yeah I told you

etc

[Slill_Slim_Shady]

Thay're so many but in my heat now are:

"Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her"

"I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens"