1-2 liners that make you laugh

[shadysully22]

Meanwhile ticket sales have just sky rocketed up
So shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck fuck you suck a dick slut
But I gotta go its time for me to go and pick up, Jessica
Its official I just broke her and Nick up

[CokeandAcid]

There's too many to list, here's a few off the top of my head:

"You're tied down and duct-taped, fuck rape I'd rather just hump a sluts leg with my nuts shaved"

"High on? What'd you say Trick? What am I on? Two tubes of airplane glue and a can of krylon"

"I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrollin corners, lookin for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters"

[PhilTh3thriLL]

I kick my girl out in 10 degrees in her bra
You faggots turn yellow like the trees in the fall
I'm shitting on rappers, where's Shady?
He's in the stall

[UofLCard]

Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay

Another:

Arrested, molested myself and got convicted

And it's not an actual line, but I love the 'Uh!' he does in Till Hell Freezes Over.

[MikeNUFC]

"Will Smith dont gotta cus in his raps to sell records
Well, I do so fuck him and fuck you too"

"As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of your yacht"

And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework."
"But don't you wanna give me after school detention?"
"Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him."

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill

[Evil-Genius]

You aint gonna have Two PacK shaker
THAT AINT HOW YOU SAY HIS NAME MOM!

[Berry]

No more threats, I'm doing drive-bys in tinted Corvettes... On Vietnam war vets!

[TheShadyest]

If i dont like you i'll snatch you out of your mic booth while your rapping
and pull you right out the window and fight you.

3 drinks and im ready to flash running on stage
in a g String wit a Bee sting on my ass

I just like to walk thru the mall
stop and talk to the wall
and have a relapse after i just fought the withdrawal
Hop in the car little girl.. I just bought u a doll

I write a rhyme a day so its no wonder how come
your whole album is sounding like a bunch of shit i would say

So rather its 1 verse or its 1 letter i'll prolly be the cleverest 1 who never gets spun.. Ever

[Kez]

I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when i was 6 months
And said "i'm ready now bitch, aint you feeling these kicks, cunt?"

[Slill_Slim_Shady]

I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when i was 6 months
And said "i'm ready now bitch, aint you feeling these kicks, cunt?"

that's funny as fuck

[shadyfreakzul]

Thay're so many but in my heat now are:

"Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was sure
that my mother did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her"

"I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens"

that made me laugh when i heard it first.....imagine him getting chased by aliens then they get to know his name is shady. U TURN.

[Slill_Slim_Shady]

im thinking of making like a 5 minute video of just funny ass 1-2 liners..think its even worth making?

not gonna do it if it aint gonna be watched

it gonna be watch for sure!!

[shadyfreakzul]

sorry for taking most from the sway and tech freestyle
clap hands with the rap fans step on stage and give them a lap dance

I'm not to joke wit
Bitch I don't sell crack I smoke it

Loosing battles to wack rappers 'cause I'm always too blunted
Walkin' up in the cypher smokin', talkin' like, "Who want it?"
Thug and crook; every drug in the book I've done it
My 9's at your frame,is that your chain? Run it

Spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
Stole your mom's Acura, wrecked it, then sold it back to her

The doctors you'll need after our battle are known as psychiatrics
I'll tell the nurses to hold a bed for you,
and I'ma make sure you come back for it

So barricade your infants, put up some extra fences
A woman beater, wanted for repeated sex offenses ( Ooh )
..Take em' on long vacation trips
Kidnappin' em' and trappin' em' in abusive relationships

[1sick6]

delinquent, chokin' microphones with broken english
make yo momma be like "ooh this is good, who sings this"

I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches
I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches

[X'ed Up]

"Dissapointed in my dentist's appointment, he only gave me the fucking gash for 30 minutes this morning"

"I'm having a bad day, my fucking dad's gay, i hate fags, and I'm fucking mad because i don't have AIDS"

Both from Get Back