Worst Eminem Line(s)

[dR3]

Well, since we don't have anything else to talk about, post the line(s) you think is/are the worst thing Eminem has ever written (that don't make any sense).
And don't mention lines from the goofy songs because most of then don't make any sense.

Underground:
Faggoty, faggoty, faggoty raggedy Ann and Andy no raggedy Andy and Andy
No it can’t be it can’t be, yes it can be

Jackin off to a hockey mask at a boxing match --> WTF?

Gave Hannibal Lector a fucking nectarine
And sat him in the fucking fruit and vegetable section
And gave him a lecture


That's all I can think of right now. I know that they sound dope during the song but they just don't make any sense.


P.S. I'm not able to search the forum, so if there has been a thread like this before, lock this one.

[Wic Kid]

Yeah dr3, those are kinda wack. Except that "jackin off..." line. At least he deliveres that in good way, eventhough its too random.

[Jay-19]

The whole Underground track was just to bring it back to the Hip Hop Shop where they just freestyled and rhymed shit to make it sound good I think.


But the worst lines can be found in Just Lose It... that track is Eminem's worst track so far.

Fucking awful track!

[nujet2002]

I think the Hannibal Lector line makes perfect sense and is hilarious. The other two I can agree don't make a lot of sense, I mean they both make a little sense though. Pretty sure the jacking off in a hockey mask at a boxing match line has been talked about before on this forum.

[obzion]

lol the Hannibal Lecter line is great. so funny !

[jma]

"everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mudd puddle, butthole
freak, who just taped on my ass cheek
nevermind, lets try a quarterback sneak"

[MikeNUFC]

Edited as I didn't read the topic properly.

[hype]

don't mention lines from the goofy songs because most of then don't make any sense.

The last verse of My 1st Single

Wake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,
Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kaw
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick

Fack:

Fuck I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna fucking, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna fucking cum

someone is missing the point.

[MikeNUFC]

someone is missing the point.

Nah someone just didnt read the topic, just the title.

[hype]

someone is missing the point.

Nah someone just didnt read the topic, just the title.

and therefore missing the point.

[MikeNUFC]

someone is missing the point.

Nah someone just didnt read the topic, just the title.

and therefore missing the point.

God, I hate these bloody facepalm smileys. So overused.

[hype]

God, I hate these bloody facepalm smileys. So overused.

probably because there's a lot of stupidity taking place, in which a facepalm is then to be used. if you dislike them so much, step your game up and don't commit self pwnage. then perhaps people won't feel the need to facepalm

but i love how you tried to divert attention away from your obvious fail. nice one

[MikeNUFC]

God, I hate these bloody facepalm smileys. So overused.

probably because there's a lot of stupidity taking place, in which a facepalm is then to be used. if you dislike them so much, step your game up and don't commit self pwnage. then perhaps people won't feel the need to facepalm

but i love how you tried to divert attention away from your obvious fail. nice one

Christ, your an arrogant little shit arent you. 14 posts in and your already making cheeky little comments. Yes, I made a small mistake, no need to be a prick about it.

[hype]

calm down, i'm only teasing you.

[MikeNUFC]

calm down, i'm only teasing you.

I know and I'm not calmed up, it's just those fucking facepalm smileys piss me off.