1-2 liners that make you laugh

[MikeNUFC]

embm - what freestyles are they from?

[embm]

embm - what freestyles are they from?

its from tim westwood show its gota be 2000-02
its wit proof (rip)

1st 1 is called "canapy"

2nd is called " i like a girl"

i dwnld it from here thnk unda freestyle show cd

[EminemBase]

"Fuck a headache, gimie a migraine, damn it I like pain!"

also

"You should be anywhere that a mic ain't!"

Are both class. This is the only type of Eminem I genuinely laughed at. Mean-spirited, ironic Eminem but still spit with the same flawless technique and precision.

[KieranLewisEM]

' you wonna mess with a mother fucker that skydives out of plane just to give the statue of liberty a high five ?' thats fucking class

[Fleka]

As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of your yacht
BAD INFLUENCE

If you was really sellin coke, well then what the fuck
you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack
you'd make alot more money than you do from rap
NAIL IN THE COFFIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXnZFJZEEM
this is not on topic, but when he impersonates 50, I laugh my ass off!!!

[Tranquil]

As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot
I'ma be in a canoe paddlin', makin' fun of your yacht



that one had me on the floor the first time i heard it

just picturing him from 99 sitting down in a canoe flipping off a passing-by yacht

what song is that off? i want to hear it

[mangomunky]

As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot
I'ma be in a canoe paddlin', makin' fun of your yacht



that one had me on the floor the first time i heard it

just picturing him from 99 sitting down in a canoe flipping off a passing-by yacht

what song is that off? i want to hear it

bad influence

[Tranquil]

As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot
I'ma be in a canoe paddlin', makin' fun of your yacht



that one had me on the floor the first time i heard it

just picturing him from 99 sitting down in a canoe flipping off a passing-by yacht

what song is that off? i want to hear it

bad influence

thats so fucking funny

[KillahBee]

Basically every line from "Im Shady", but especially:

"I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground, and tell the kids to stay in school"

[classthe_king]

I got a fat chick and I ain't sayin she gotta lose weight
But her makeup box is the same size as a suitcase

[Cube23]

Criminal is his funniest song. So many good lines.

Hey, it's me Versachi. Whoops somebody shot me
And I was just checkin the male. Get it? Checkin the male.

[TheShadyest]

N*ikkas round the world think they wanna bang, Dont get ur ass caught up like lil wayne

[SoldierShady]

So you can count on me like I got numbers on my face - Lil Wayne.
And all that jibberish that you was spittin' you need to kill it, cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep.....I don't feel it! - Eminem

[Raids-God]

"I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle"

Yes Epic

[murphmanny]

you couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula