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Postby pHiLLip fARkLe » Apr 26th, '10, 04:26

can slam revolving doors.


carry on. :y:
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Recovery2010 » Apr 26th, '10, 11:08

I can already tell this topic is going to go on active years from now haha :wave:

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off. :shifty:
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby dR3 » Apr 26th, '10, 19:29

Chuck doesn't have hair on his balls.
Do you know why?































Because hair doesn't grow on steel.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby MikeNUFC » Apr 26th, '10, 19:32

Chuck Norris won a game a Connect 4 using only 3 pieces.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby dR3 » Apr 26th, '10, 19:39

-Steven- wrote:chuck norris jokes... :facepalm

They're funny as fuck. Or at least were.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Almostlity » Apr 26th, '10, 19:46

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Almostlity » Apr 26th, '10, 19:51

-Steven- wrote:
Almostlity wrote:Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.



see dre? lol :facepalm


lmao, i just took that from g00gle.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby dR3 » Apr 26th, '10, 19:54

-Steven- wrote:
Almostlity wrote:Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.



see dre? lol :facepalm

You still lol'd. :whistle:
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby classthe_king » Apr 26th, '10, 20:36

Chuck Norris fucked 22 nuns at once and created the 72 Dolphins :smoking:
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Recovery2010 » Apr 27th, '10, 14:42

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Epidemik » Apr 27th, '10, 14:49

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is scared of the dark... but because the dark, is scared of Chuck Norris


When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Elision » May 6th, '10, 08:47

Jesus walks on water... Chuck Norris swims on land.. :shifty:
i'm comin in, drivin my short bus
with this nose i don't need a torch up
bustin through, light the industry's porsche up
comin after who didn't support us...
imma change your brain bring
every wicked bit of strange to mainstream
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby dwojo1984 » Jul 23rd, '10, 02:14

When Chuck Norris walks down the Fruit section of the grocery store all of the cherries pop.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Fleka » Jul 24th, '10, 19:23

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby WakeUpShow » Jul 25th, '10, 04:35

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a Unicycle.
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